Renewal of Contract for 2011

Renewal of Contract for 2011
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After serious and cautious consideration... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the new year 2011. It was a very hard decision to make! So try to be more friendlier and caring next year.

I am giving you another chance so....

Don't mess it up bcoz it's impossible to find a friend who is 96% funky, 97% kind, 98% loving, 99% talented and 100% perfect.

So don't lose me .... OK!

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Here's wishing you all the best and A Happy 2011!

Funny Statements, English is a Funny Language

Funny Statements, English is a Funny Language
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In An Office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In A Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In A London Department Store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In An Factory:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

Outside A Secondhand Shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Seen During A Conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice In A Farmer's Field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES!

Funny Ones .... Must read : Funny forwarded emails.

Funny Ones....

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♫ Ek electron tha deewana sa...

ek proton pe wo marta tha....

dheere dheere gol gol,

proton ke chakkar lagaya karta tha...

paas ana chahta to tha magar,

potential energy se darta tha....

jab bhi hota tha koi reaction,

lower orbit me jaane ki jidd karta tha...

har catalyst se poochhata tha ..

Main kab proton se milunga...

Aur catalyst bas itana keh pata tha...

Beta nuclear fusion ka intezaar kar...

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EK LADKA THA DEEWANA SA………………….
EK BIKE PE WO MARTA THA………………..
BIKE LEKARR, SADAKKO SE GUJARTHA THA
JAANE KIS BAAT PE AKADTA THA …………………….
KUCHH SABIT KARNA THA SHAYAD USKO………….
JAANE KISSE DIKHANA THA…………………..
JAB BHI MILTI THA MUJHSE NET PE,………………
MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTA THA………………
MERE PEECHE KAB BAITHOGI ……………………
MERE PEECHE KAB BAITHOGI ……………………
AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THI………………..
BIKE KARIZMA HON YA HON ELIMINATOR
PERSONALITY HI KHAFI NAHI HOTI
KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE
YE BAAT SAB MEIN NAHI HOTI ……