Friday, February 8, 2019

True educators.. thoughtful joke




 Was it inevitable or clever move!

A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. 
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of little lip prints. 

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. 

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance 
man. 

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. 

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors. 

He took out a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror. 

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror. 


Thursday, February 7, 2019

Birds on branches.. Beautiful nature

Love shayari.. Hindi Whatsapp quotes

We may easily forget the people
 with whom we laughed and enjoyed.
 But we cant forget those people
 with whom we cried and shared our feelings.
 I miss U so much

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2 Pal jo Jale Vo "DEEPAK",
 2 Pal jo Mehke Vo "KHUSHBU",
 2 Pal jo Dhadke Vo  "DIL",
 2 Pal jo Yaad kare Vo "AAP",
 AUR
 Jo 2 pal k liye b Apko Na Bhule woh "Hum''

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I luv u w'out knowing how, when or frm where. 
I luv u straightforwardly, 
w'out complexities or pride; so I luv u becoz
I know no other way.

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Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de
 khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de.
 Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada
 phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de

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Todays jokes _ naag bola nagin
 se: mera gale me tera pyar ka
 fanda he ,, nagin boli nag se:
 mera khayal chhod de mera
 boyfriend Anacoda h......

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Wo Keh Gaye Mera Intezar Mat Karna
 Mai Kahun To B Aitbar Mat Karna
 Ye Bhi Kaha Ki Mujhe Pyar Nhi Tumse
 Aur Je Bhi Keh Gaye Ki Kisi Aur Se Pyar Mat Karna

Hindi Shayari.. love poems.. must read




\/\/afa Ka Naam Na Lo
 
\/\/afa Ab Dil Ko Dukhaati Hai
 
Such To Ye Hai \/\/afa Ka Naam Lene Se
 
Phir Ek Be-\/\/afa Ki
 Yaad Aati Hai

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Sometimes ...
 We Hate Our Eyes
 Because
 It Is The 0nly Part 0f
 Our Face That Cannot
 ... Hide Emotions ...


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Awesome Words By A
 LOVER ... !!!
 
"My One Hand Is Enough To
 Fight Against The World
 ... If You Hold The Other One...

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D=door rahkar bhi pass ho 
o=oroun se jyada khass ho
 s=sabse pyara jiska ahsaas ho
 t=takdir se jyada jispar vishwass ho