Haapy Birthday : Nice forwarded email

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*. * . * . * . * . * .!!! * . * . * . * . *
*. * .*_/\_ *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .*
. *. * <," > * MANY MANY MANY * . * .
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* . * . * . *  _/\_. * . HAPPY RETURNS * . *
* . * . * . * <;,"> . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . *
+ * . *. * . * . * . * . * . OF THE day* .
* . _/\_ * . * . * * . * . * . * .
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Friendship email : What is a friendship?

Friendship Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!

Friendship Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!

Friendship Is Like... CELL ONE
Changing Life Style!

Friendship Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!

Friendship Is Like... TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!

Friendship Is Like... SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!

Friendship Is Like... PEPSI
Ask For More!

Friendship Is Like... LG
Digitally Yours!

Friendship Is Like... NIKE
Just Do It!

Friendship Is Like... HABIB
Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!

Friendship Is Like... WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!

Friendship Is Like... BUTTER SCOTCH (hmmm)
Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!

Friendship Is Like... COCA COLA
Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

But my frndship is like LIC
Zindagi k sath bhi n
Zindagi k baad bhiiiii

Funny Sardar jokes : Interview of a sardar

nterviewer :Let me check your word Power...

Sardaar :Ok Sir ....

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.

Sardar :hmmmm..... Bad

Interviewer : Come

Sardar : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Sardar : Pichlli.

Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?

Sardar : UGLYYYYYYYYY..

Interviewer : Shut Up.

Sardar : Keep Talking.

Interviewer :ok now stop these all..

sardaar:ok now carry on this all

Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa

sardaar:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh

Interviewer :Areeee yaaar

sardaar: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer : Get Out.

Sardar : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.

Sardar : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.

sardaar: I m selected...

I M SELECTED???REALLY??BALLE BALLE

Funny Email : Dedicated to all engineers......

ना back की परवाह , ना subjects सारे clear हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं

ना job की tension ,ना future का कोई fear हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं


हाथ में किताबों की जगह , table पर beer हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं


c++,java नहीं chating अपना career हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं


late nite studies नहीं ,late night premier हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं


यहाँ कोई einstein नहीं,यहाँ पर सब shakespeer हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं


हम रहे भले चंगे ,चाहे देश की हालत severe हैं
यारों हम engineer हैं


माँ ने सोचा था ,मेरा बेटा engineer बनेगा
ले माँ तेरा बेटा आज engineer हैं


dedicated to all engineers......