Funny jokes ... Explain the kids

Explain the kids!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

THE GREEN STATION : Madrid Atocha Train Station

THE GREEN STATION

The Madrid Atocha Train Station is Madrid's largest and first train station in Spain. The station is exceptional with its steel and glass construction, not to mention the vivid tropical gardens that line its concourse. In addition, travelers can enjoy viewing the permanent display of sculptures found within the station. A relaxing way to spend time before your train departs.

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Beauty comes in all Shapes and Sizes.

Big Beautiful women thronged to the annual plump lady beauty pagent in Beersheba, Israeli. The winner was the 23-year-old Tanya Wyman of Ashdoda.     It just proves that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.

Romantic Shayari .. must read

Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad lekar ,

Ek shaam jaati hai tumari yaad dekar,

Par humen us shaam ka interzar hai,

Jo aye saath tume lekar

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Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai,

Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai,

Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost,

Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai.

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Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti,

Hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti,

Mil to jata hai sab kuch hame magar,

Aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.

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Sona chahta hun per neend nahi aati hai,

Badal badal ke karwate yunhi raat guzar jati hai,

Kar bhi pyaar ka izhar ya jaane jigar,

Akhir kyon tu mujhe itna tadpati hai

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Is dil mein basa tha pyaar tera,

Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya,

Badnaam na tujhe hone denge,

Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya

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Haal dekh kar mera khuda bhi tadap jayega,

Jab bhi hogi bewaffai ki baat 

nujhe bhi koi bhoola yaad aayega,

Are apno ne kya kami rakhi jo ab koi anjan sitam dhayega,

Mat chu palkon ko Hai itna dard isme 

ke tera daaman bheeg jayega