Monday, January 25, 2010

Employee Kaun Hai.... Must read : Funny jokes on boss and employee


Employee woh hai
jo aksar fasta hai
interviews ke sawaal me
badi companiyon ke jal me
boss aur client ke bawaal me
Employee woh hai
jise intezaar hai
weekend night par dhoom machane
ka
boss ke chhuti par jane ka
increment ki khabar aane ka
Employee woh hai
jo sochta hai
kaash padhai par dhyaan diya
hota
kaash teacher se panga na liya
hota
kaash ishq na kiya hota.....
Employee woh hai
jo pak gaya hai
meetings ki jhelai me
submissions ki gehraai me
teamwork ki chataai me
Employee woh hai
jo laga rahta hai
schedule ko fislane me
targets ko khiskane me
roz naye naye bahane banaane me
Employee woh hai
jo lunch time me breakfast leta
hai
dinner time me lunch karta hai
aur
commutation ke waqt soya karta
hai
Employee woh hai
jo paagal hai
chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
cigarette ke khumar mey
birdwatching ke wichaar mey
Employee woh hai
jo khoya hai
reminders ke jawab me
na milne wale hisab me
Behtar bhavisya ke khwab me

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