SALARY CREDITED !!! BUT BE AWARE……. .

SALARY CREDITED !!! BUT BE AWARE……. .

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY

Heading	First Week	Second Week	Third Week	Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance	25000	2500	250	25
b) Conveyance	Auto (“I can afford it”)	Share Auto (“I would like to share. I am selfless!”)	Bus (“Public figures should travel by public transport”)	Walk (“Good for health”)
c) Girl Friends	Eena , Meena & Tina (“I can BUY love”)	Meena &Tina (“I have enough girl friends”)	Tina (“I am loyal to her”)	“Huh! There is no pure love on earth!”
d) Mobile Maintenance	Frequent outgoing calls (“This is what mobile is invented for”)	Restricted outgoing calls (“I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines”)	Rare outgoing calls (“Mobile should be used in urgent situations only”)	Only incoming calls (“I am not going to call her until she calls me”)
e) Boozing	“Come, let’s go to Goa and freak out!	“Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let’s go to Mysore .”	“The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?”	“Drinking is injurious to health.”

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GIRL

Heading	First Week	Second Week	Third Week	Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance	25000	25000	25000	25000
b) Conveyance	A uto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)	Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)	Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”)	Auto (“after all my boy friend pays f or it”)
c) Boy Friends	Abhinav , saleem, Laxman	Sachin, sumeet, Lakshman	Abhijeet, Ram, K.L. ..	Arun , Saket, KLN..
d) Mobile Maintenance	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
e) Boozing	“Come, let’s go to Goa	“Come, let’s go to Kulu	“Come, let’s go to Shimla	“Come, let’s go to darjling

How a Girl and Boy are different
 

They are reverse like the following

ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
GFEDCBA : Girls Forget Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again