Funny Forwarded Email : Roles in heaven (IT version)

Roles in heaven (IT version)






Brahma

Systems Installation






Vishnu

Systems Administration & Support






Lakshmi

Finance and Accounts consultant






Saraswati

Training and Knowledge Management






Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)






Ganesh

Quality Assuarance & Documentation






Narada

Data transfer






Yama

Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant






Chitragupta

IDP & Personal Records






Apsaras

Downloadable Viruses






Devas

Mainframe Programmers






Surya

Solaris Administrator






Rakshasas

In house Hackers






Ravan

Internet Explorer WWW






Lakshman

Support Software and Backup






Hanuman

Linux/s390






Jatayu

Firewall






Dronacharya

System Programmer






Vishwamitra

Sr. Manager Projects






Valmiki

Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)






Krishna

SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )






Arjun

Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)






Abhimanyu

Trainee Programmer






Draupadi

Motivation & Team building






Bhima

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