Rajnikanth Special : For all Rajnikanth fans .. too good

Rajanikanth participated in 100 m race and obviosly he won but EINSTEIN died after watching it ....coz...LIGHT came second.... 

Its official now ...The missing apple piece of the Apple logo was eaten by Rajani... 
 
Rajanikanth was cought for overspeeding..While walking ....!!! 

Why was facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitilised ??? 
coz Rajani poked him on facebook....!!! 

Ronaldo to Rajani..."I can spin a football on my finger for 2 hrs...Can u ??" 

Rajani...with a smile...Kanna...How do think the earth spins..?? 

Titanic climax in Tamil version revised.... 
Both Hero & Heroine survive, Rajani swims Atlantic Ocean..Heroine in one hand and TITANIC in other hand...:)...

असमा के तारे अक्सर पूछते है : Emotional Hindi Poem

असमा के तारे अक्सर पूछते है हमसे
क्या तुम्हे आज भी इंतज़ार है उसके लौट आने का.
और ये दिल मुस्कुरा के कहता है
मुझे तो अब तक यक़ीन ना हुआ उसके चले जाने का...

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तुम समंद्र की बात करते हो
लोग आँखों मैं डूब जाते हैं

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यहाँ कौन रोता है किसी के लिए
सब अपनी ही किसी बात पर रोते है
इस दुनिया में मिलता है सच्चा साथी मुश्किल से
बाक़ी सब तो मतलब के यार होते है

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हस्सी ने लबों पे तिरकना छोड़ दिया है
ख्वाबों ने पलकों पे आना छोड़ दिया है
नही आती अब तो हिचकियाँ भी,
शायद आप ने भी याद करना छोड़ दिया है !!

A telephone conversation : Friends Dont miss this one

[ a telephone conversation....]

grrrrrrgrrrrrrr.. grrrrrrgrrrrrr

"Hello,

plss.. talk to me. y u r not picking the call?????"

"everything is alright?"

"wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11PM..n m cmng now frm office..no food for me.. now i will cook. frm past 3 days..m eating only maggie. n my pm eating only me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary.i think the begger in frnt of my office.. earns more thn me.. wat i shud do."

"wat happen.. wat r u talking"

"wat i m talking???? no, i m not talking.. manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talk something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one damn leave.. n wat response i got...'why u want to waste an important day of ur life??'

i now finalize one more time. yes..i m gonna quit.. this project. but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"ok.. now Relax."

"How can i relax. for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so i cant, then else they watch movies. but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same... 'Welcome', 'Suryavansham',Govinda's movies. its really irritates. everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality.ahhhhh see the movies u will get to know.

in Rockon's last scene. Arjun Rampal's wife says to taxi driver, that

"hurry up, we r going late for Airport." Airport.??? i thought he find a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..

In 3 Idiots. starting scene. Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??

same movie. Kareena is a doctor.. tht too a surgeon.. to bcame a surgon.. it requires atlest 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years...

so she shud be 28. n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38??

i dont understand, how can spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost his power??

I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings? i just...."

"hey stop it now.."

"m i a train who will stop it, by pulling chain. ohh train.. i didnt saw last 3 months. how will i see,all the time monitor is in frnt of me.. in night also wen i open my eyes, i found username and password window..

i need to cool down..

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

but someone tell me howwwwwwwww.. everytime powercut is here...

except wen i m not in home.. home wat rubbish,its a damn single room... where i m leaving alone with my pillow..

i also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..

smita, rashmi, sujata, priti, komal.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y?? bcoz their boyfriends did not work in IT, outside girls do have chat wid me only on my salary day... i got rejected 31 times.. u know y, each time i propose them, they ask where do u live.. i say in my Cubicle.. bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time.."

"hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning"

"Morning.. are u talking the same morning.. sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries. damn, i didnt saw the Sun,from 3 years.. how it looks like. morning i catcing shuttle, reaching my birthplace 'cubicle' working n leaving when

Sun uncle is not there. i will hit my room-owner some days, every morning he used to cry for increasing room rent,i always tell him to go n meet my manager. i dont understnd how can i be so nice to my colleagues..

each time they want leave, they repeat the same dialog. "my sister's marriage".. my colleagues 9 sisters got married,

3 time grandpa expired,

5 times frnd's went in ICU.. but my colleague is fine..

and favorite dialog "i need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not

feeling wel" later i find movie tickets in his purse.

then my pm's motivational speech.. 'u will work.. u will grow'.. means if i wont work... i will shrink or what.

when i need hike, i m junior.. still need to grow.. when i do mistakes.. cmon man u r senior, u cant do mistakes.. ahhh

God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world.."

"ok enough now, i m disconnecting"

"wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuosly watever i want, now i m talking only this much. 'yaa its done', 'e-cube is filled', "Please..', 'good morning','lunch','tea','snaks'..

its my 3rd cont. year to get ME.. dont u think its a great achievment..

as per the expectation, i shud deliver the file before the deadline is made is ->ME, deliver the file before the request is

created is ->EE and deliever the file, before it could come to clients brain would be ->OS.

i dont know wat i m talking abt, i shud b happy.. i have sunday saturday.. saturday to recover from the disaster been made

from monday to friday.. sunday to think about upcoming disaster from monday to friday.. cool naa..

u heard that 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODC and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why??

because thats not part of earth.. n we are employees not human beings. we are aliens, so better before u start getting headache. go have a nice dream.. me will again start my day tomorrow like i m starting everyday..

good night."

beeeeeeeeep.beeeeeeeeeep.beeeeeeeeeep

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Next Day, in office:-

"Saurabh, Please come here"

"Yes Surya!!"

"I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun"

I happily came out, and checked my phone Dialled call..

"Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM only. shit"

It happens : Really Good read and awesome dream :P

It Happens !!

  

 …i was in flight, was going to onsite once again. was very happy J.plane takes off,
n takes me to the sky. i looked outside the window, nice evening scene, feels like heaven.
i just lost myself in that beauty.
someone’s voice disturbed me

“excuse me sir, would you like to have something?”

i turned back, and was surprise to see my beautiful old schoolmate, Saakshi.

“Hey Saakshi, is that you, how come you… wow, you looks still the same,
pretty.. in this Air-hostess suit”

“Saurabh, wo…..w, I cant believe this is you.. ohh sorry I am on my job, will talk to you later”

she left smile on my face. I coudnt believe in my eyes, It reminded me my school days memories.
How crazy i was about her, always followed her after the school,
wrote love letters, but never dared to give one of them. Always looking at her in the class,
from last bench. she was the queen of our class. I fought with 2-3 other guys for her,
how stupid I was.

I coudnt stop myself, looking at her again, I was amazed to see that, she became more
beautiful then she were at school.

she too looked at me and smile, then she said something to her fellow air-hostess,
then they both started smiling.

I was clueless that wat happened. her colleague was also damn pretty.
Oh my god, today you fulfil one of my dream.

I thought of going there and having chat with her, but i knew that, its her job,
so I stopped myself.

again started looking outside the window.
we were above the clouds making an awesome scene outside,
also inside, because of her smile. 

I got some courage, and pretended that I am going towards toilet.
I looked at her, she understood what I desired.

she came toward me and said : “extremly sorry yaar, I couldnt talk to you much,
so say how are you, where have you been these many years, and whats your success story?
for what purpose you are going?”

“hmmm…

i was always there, it was you who left everything after school,
i searched you, so many places wherever i could, but no existence of you.
then i completed my college, got a job in such a nice company,
i didnt know, my company will give me this much, still i m going for an onsite
job, dont know when will return back. you know, i got everything in my life except
someone, with whom i can actually share my world, my success.

someone…”

i looked straight into her eyes.. those blue eyes, i think she got the answer,
who is that ’someone’

with some pain in her eyes, she said,
“sorry got to go,will give you my number”

i again, sat back to my seat,very silent, looking outside, and hoping some answer.
it was dark outside by that time, some thunder in cloud, just like inside my heart.

then suddenly, plane started getting hiccups.. everone got scared..
i saw Saakshi running towards mic, she made an announcement, that dont be panic
as they are facing a storm outside.

but plane started shaking badly, everyone started feeling its the last moment of their lives…

i keep on watching Saakshi, and she to me…

then something hit my back hard.. and there was a complete darkness in front of me..
deep silent, but i could still feel the shaking plane, and people’s scream..

then someone shouted… ‘Saaaauuuuraaabhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!’

“Saurabh, wake up :@ you are again sleeping in office, wake up, i need that report urgently”

Damn.. I looked here-there, same ODC, no Onsite, no plane.. no Saakshi..

I stared at my PM in anger.. Because of you only, that plane crashed!!

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I still dont know, why it happens daily between 2 to 3. L 

Difference Between Appraisal And Resignation : Funny forwarded Email

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation?"

Trainee: "Yes I do"

Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"

Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation

Appraisal	Resignation
In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.	In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.
In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.	In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.
During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.	During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.
There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.	There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.

Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !  

Sardarji's Mom's Letter : just too funny :D

Sardarji's Mom's Letter

Dear Banta
Vahe Guru !
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter .