Sunday, December 26, 2010

"Rajnikanth" - straight from IT. miinnddd it - Just too good

*Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention.*

*Rajnikant does not have any data type, because nothing can define Rajnikant.*

*Rajnikant’s for/while loop does not have an exit condition, he exists when he desires so.*

*Rajnikant has written a software for himself, where he can set his age to any value he wants.*

*Rajnikant does not use a key board, he communicates with computer through mind power.*

*Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.*

Rajnikant's programs don't have Catch blocks... Because when Rajnikant's program throws an exception, nobody can catch it! Only Rajnikant himself can!!

When Rajnikant comes online, all servers shut down! Because, the King of SERVERs is online...

*Rajnikant never writes queries to the Databases. Databases send their queries to Rajnikant!*

Rajnikant never gets a DivideByZero exception. In any such case, 1/0 defines itself..

*Rajnikant reads only one slide for perception;* As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides” *Mind it>>>>>>>>>*

Compiler does not warn Rajnikant , Rajnikant warns compiler .....

Rajnikant can execute a program before compiling

Default Value For Rajnikant is DEATH!!!!!!!!

Rajnikant can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!

Rajinikanth invented SQL!!

Rajinikant can access even private member variables from a different package!!!….

Rajinikant can rollback his age in presence of commit.

There is no main function in rajnikant’s code……………….every function is named “RAJNIKANT” and dare compiler produce an error!

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