prishi pari ke funny jokes Set 2

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Whiskey ki khushbu
Brandy ki mithas
Rum ki roti
Or Tequila ka swad
Vodka k pakode
Or Papad ka sath
Mubarak ho aapko ,

Bewdo ka tyohar

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Agar ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle toh
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toh ghee ko garam kar lo..

har cheez mae ungli karna aachi baat nai hai..

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Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!

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Dil Todne ke liye bus yehi baat
Kaafi hai...
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.
.
Raat ke 2 baje
.
.The number you have dialled is
busy on another call.

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To All my friends who send me
Love & best wishes in my Life N pray 4 my success

Its not working Kamino,
try Harder
Dil se pray kiya karo

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Aap se to? Customer Care Best hai.
Bcoz,
Daily
4msgs, 2calls , wohi kar dete hain.
Aur aap?
1Call nahi?
1Msg nahi?
1Miss Call nahi?Hanso mat.
:msg kro

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