THIS STUDENT GOT 0% ON THIS EXAM
I would have given him 100%
Q 1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A - his last battle
Q 2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A - at the bottom of the page
Q 3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A - liquid
Q 4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A - marriage
Q 5. What is the main reason for failure?
A - exams
Q 6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A - lunch & dinner
Q 7. What looks like half an apple?
A - the other half
Q 8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea
what it will become?
A - wet
Q 9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
A - No problem - he sleeps at night
Q 10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A - You'll never find an elephant with one hand.
Q 11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in other hand,
what would you have?
A - very large hands
Q 12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
A - No time at all - the wall is already built.
Q 13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A - Any way you want.
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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