A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, Son, what happened last
night?
His son says, Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door. Confused, the man asks, So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!
His son replies, Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing even though you are Drunk - PRICELESS
There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can’t buy!!!
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, Son, what happened last
night?
His son says, Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door. Confused, the man asks, So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!
His son replies, Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing even though you are Drunk - PRICELESS
There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can’t buy!!!
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