Morning Sickness

 

Penny dropped in on her neighbor and found her
sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at
a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids
squabbling loudly in the other room. "What's
wrong?" she asked.
The neighbor told her that she had "morning
sickness." Surprised, the neighbor said, "I
didn't even know you were pregnant again!" "I'm
not," the harried young woman replied, "I'm just
sick of mornings."

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