Munnabahi Jokes (in Hindi) : Set 2 : Must read

प्रोफेस्सोर : अकाल बडी कि भैस?
मुन्ना भाई : बोले तोह पेहले date ऑफ birth बता मामू।
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मुन्ना भाई : Circuit, बोले तोह यह फ़ोर्ड क्या है?
CIRCUIT : भाई, गाड़ी है।
मुन्ना भाई : तोह फिर, यह ऑक्सफोर्ड क्या है?
CIRCUIT : बोले तोह, सिंपल है भाई, Ox माने बेल, फ़ोर्ड माने गाड़ी। ऑक्सफोर्ड बोले तोह बेल-गाड़ी ।
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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman। Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti।
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : ब्रेड इंडिआ
Circuit then open the box of जलेबि।
एन्ग्लिश्मन : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Sweet इंडिआ
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts। The Englishman is offended and in shock asks
एन्ग्लिश्मन : What is that?
CIRCUIT : Air इंडिआ
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CIRCUIT : आये मामू, तेरेको पापड़ और झापड़ में फरक पता है क्या?
मामू : नहीं।
CIRCUIT : तो खा के देख ले, पता चल जायेगा।
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मुन्ना भाई : मामू, अपन बचपन में दस माले  के building से गिर गया था।
मामू : आरेय, फिर क्या हुआ। बच गया कि टपक गया?
मुन्ना भाई : याद नहीं है यार। बहुत पुराने बात है।

Munnabhai Jokes (in Hindi) : Set 3: Must read

मुन्ना भाई : मामू, तू कितना पढा है?
मामू : B।A।
मुन्ना भाई : साला, two अक्षर पढा और व्हो भी उल्टा?
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मामू : ओये, मार गैऐ यार। मेरी बीवी और प्रेमिका साथ साथ आ रेह्ला है।
मामू का दोस्त : अर्रेय, में भी यही बोल्नेवला था।
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CIRCUIT : ओये Short Circuit यह light bulb पे बाप का नाम क्या लिख रहा है?
SHORT CIRCUIT : अपुन बाप का नाम रोशन कर रहल है।
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प्रिंसिपल : अगर कोई लड़का girls होस्टल में गया तोह first टइम 100 Rs fine, 2nd टइम 200 Rs। Fine and 3rd टइम 500।
मुन्ना भाई : बोलेय तो मन्थली paas का क्या लगा

Funny Forwarded Email : Bhai Ka resume - mast hai

Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala
Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)


Education:
- B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
- M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.

Thesis:
'On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts'

Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:
- Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991
- Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
- Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent No. 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990
- Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
- Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors and Achievements:
- Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
- Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
- Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P.
- Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs.
- Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply.

References:
- Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
- Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

Smart Answers : Nice jokes - must read

It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.
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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead..'
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The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas...'

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A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

Munnabhai in software field in his own style: Munnabhai and Circuit Joke

अप्पुन जैसे तप्पोरि s/w Engg। को क्या मालूम।।।
साला programming किस चिडिया का नाम है।।।
template मे subclassing गन्दे mails forward  करके अपना timepass होता है।।।।
copy paste का काम मिलता है बसस अप्पुन खुश।।।!!!
फिर यह coding का लफ्दा लोचा कैको?
आर कैको ?
अर्रे कैको रे?
फिर एक दिन बोलेतो अप्पुन को प्रोजेक्ट मिला।।।।।
या हाआआआआ!!!!
साला अप्पुन का खोपडी चक्कर कहा गया ।।।
computer के साथ दिल साला टक्कर कहा गया।।।!!!
अप्पुन को लगा अप्पुन का बड़ा पार हो गया।।।
बोलेतो बाप साला अप्पुन को भी काम मिल गया।।।!!!
दिन भर अप्पुन computer के आग्गे।।।
कोई लफ्दा नही कुछ कुछ।।।
तीन दिन ना रघु से raada न Abbhi से पन्गा
बसस चूप चाप।।।
अप्पुन का भिदुलोग साला डर गया।।।
बोला क्या बे मानया साला तू भी programmer बन्न गया।।।!!!
फिर एक दिन अप्पुन को काम करते देख vikya बोला।।।
ये मुन्नाभाई क्या कोडिंग बना रेला है बाप।।।!!!
vikya को पकड़ा।।। बोला इधर आ शाने  तेरेको कोडिंग सीखता है।।। साले को इतना धोया इतना धोया।।। अभी तक थोबड़ा
 वाकदा है ।।। और आज तक उसका forms के साथ चत्तिस का आकड़ा है।।।!!!
सम्ज़ा ।।।?
सम्ज़ा।।।?
सम्ज़ाआ ना।।।?
(फिर ।।।? फिर क्या हुवा।।?)
फिर एक दिन अप्पुन ने कोडिंग पूरा कर दिया।।।
फॉर्म पूरा करके अप्पुन पूरा टेस्टिंग को भेज दिया।।।!!!
लगता था अब अप्पुन का काम खतम हो गया।।।!!!
पर DTS मे issues देखके साला अप्पुन डर  गया।।।!!!
अप्पुन के सामने tester ने मेरे coding मे की गल्तिया निकाली।।। आपुन के coding की पूरी  लगा दी।।।। अप्पुन उधरिच खड़ा था।।। पर अप्पुन कुछ नही बोला।।। कैको बोलेगा? कैको।।।?
साला एक, एक काम किया था।।। उसमे भी इतने bugs।।।
पर अप्पुन एक आंसू नही रोया।।।
कैको रोयेगा।।।?
कैको।।?
साला अप्पुनिच येदा था ना।।।!!!
अगले दिन से फिर वोही life चालू।।।
वोही गन्दे mails फॉरवर्ड करना, वोही messages, वोही template, वोही assignments।।। साला इतना mails forward किया।।।इतना mails forward किया।।। लोग सम्ज़े मेल सर्वर down होयगा।।। भूल्नेका है भूल्नेका है पर क्या करेगा।।।!!!
training मिलके भी जब काम नही मिलता है।।।
हा थोड़ा बोर हुवा पर चलता है।।।
(करते ।।।? करते क्या ने।।?)
फिर ।।।?
फिर क्या।।।?
फिर वोही दिन अप्पुन को और एक प्रोजेक्ट मिला।।।!!!
शाप्पक।।।
साला अप्पुन का खोपडी करते चक्कर खा गया ।।।
computer के साथ दिल साला फिर टक्कर खा ग़या।।।!!!
बाप बाप बाप

SMS collection - Set 3 : Funny jokes shaiyri

आम जिन्दगी: हम एक भी लड़की पटा नही सके। हमारे जीवन के 26 साल बरबाद हो गये।
MENTOS जिन्दगी: एक भी लड़की हम पटा नही सकी। उनके life के 26 साल बरबाद हो गये।

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एक चिंगारी भी आग से कम नही होती।
सादगी भी शृंगार से कम नही होती।
ये तो देखने का फ़र्क है, नही तो
दोस्ती भी प्यार से कम नही होती।

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I am not giving you something advance.
Everything in life should be on time.
So, Get the latest news, HAPPY NEW YEAR.

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Beauty...Freshness...Dreams...Truth...Imagination... Feelings...Faith.. Trust..
This is begining of a new year. Happy New Year.
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No Greetings card to be give
No Sweet flower to send
No cute graphics to forward
Just loving heart to say...
Happy New Year.

Funny Forwarded email : Men's Scorecard in relationship

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES 

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)In the rain (+8)But return with

Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-10)



SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS 

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy 

(-2)

Named Rita (-4)

Rita is a dancer (-6)

Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)



HER BIRTHDAY 

You forget her birthday (-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar(+1) 

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)


A NIGHT OUT 

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4) 

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans(-15)



ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, 'Do I look fat?' (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10) 

You reply, 'Where?' (-35)

Any other response (-20)



COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks

like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50) 

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep(-10000)

Now what chance do you have??? 

Dosti me (दोस्ती में) : Nice Hindi poem...

दोस्ती नाम नहीं सिर्फ़ दोस्तों के साथ रेहने का.. 
बल्कि दोस्त ही जिन्दगी बन जाते हैं, दोस्ती में..

जरुरत नहीं पडती, दोस्त की तस्वीर की. 
देखो जो आईना तो दोस्त नज़र आते हैं, दोस्ती में..

येह तो बहाना है कि मिल नहीं पाये दोस्तों से आज.. 
दिल पे हाथ रखते ही एहसास उनके हो जाते हैं, दोस्ती में..

नाम की तो जरूरत हई नहीं पडती इस रिश्ते मे कभी.. 
पूछे नाम अपना ओर, दोस्तॊं का बताते हैं, दोस्ती में..

कौन केहता है कि दोस्त हो सकते हैं जुदा कभी.. 
दूर रेह्कर भी दोस्त, बिल्कुल करीब नज़र आते हैं, दोस्ती में..

सिर्फ़ भ्रम हे कि दोस्त होते ह अलग-अलग.. 
दर्द हो इनको ओर, आंसू उनके आते हैं , दोस्ती में..

माना इश्क है खुदा, प्यार करने वालों के लिये "अभी" ...
पर हम तो अपना सिर झुकाते हैं, दोस्ती में..

ओर एक ही दवा है गम की दुनिया में क्युकि.. 
भूल के सारे गम, दोस्तों के साथ मुस्कुराते हैं, दोस्ती........

Santa Banta Joke series : New collection

Santa and Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760 !!!


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Santa to his son: I think it’s right time we should talk about sex!
Pappu: Sure dad, what do you wanna know…?

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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am.

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Santa: What kind of a wife do you want?
Pappu: Exactly like moon, which appears in the night and disappears in the morning!

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!

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Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!

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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

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Consultacy Email IDs for Job India : Useful links for Job seeker.

1. _hrteam@ntrustinfotech.com
2. 130@ggheewala.com
3. 1source.hr@gmail.com 
4. 2001@yahoo.com 
5. 360bp@googlegroups.com 
6. 3jconsultant@gmail.com 
7. 3rdeyeitjobs@3rdeyeconsultants.com 
8. 3rdeyejobs@gmail.com 
9. aachievers_corp@yahoo.co.in 
10. aajay@deevoir.com 
11. aakanksha@vsnl.com 
12. aakarsh.advt@gmail.com 
13. aakash.leo5@gmail.com 
14. aakash.shah@collabera.com 
15. aarthi.majella@csscorp.com 
16. aarthi.manohar@hcl.in 
17. aarthi.suresh@netambit.in 
18. aarthi@highplacesintl.com 
19. aarthy.sampath@ocwen.com 
20. aarti.jain1@rediffmail.com 
21. arti@creativeindians.com 
22. AArun@aacersworldd.net 
23. aayam@bol.net.in 
24. biswa@abglobalpartners.com 
25. abalachandar@officetiger.com 
26. abaloneindia@abaloneindia.org 
27. abba_consultants@yahoo.com  
28. abc.chennai@vsnl.com
29. abc.delhi1@vsnl.com
30. abcos@bol.net.in
31. abhilash@cjos.in
32. abhinav@ucalfuel.co.in
33. abhisek.srivastava@gasplacements.com
34. abhishek.d@hr-one.in
35. abhishek@anthroplace.in
36. abi@livecjobs.com
37. abirami@ramsol.co.in
38. absoluteplacement@hotmail.com
39. access.consultancy@yahoo.com
40. access@accessability.co.in
41. acecorpsers@rediffmail.com
42. acesoftsys@yahoo.com
43. acgjob@vsnl.co
44. achmumbai@airtelmail.in
45. acord@acorasia.com
46. acs@vsnl.com
47. acsjob1@gmail.com
48. acsjobs@vsnl.com
49. adarshn@hr-one.in
50. ADEXEN-814286@talentprofiler.com
51. aditcorp2004@yahoo.co.in
52. aditi.n@mancerconsulting.com
53. aditi@skanconsultants.com
54. adityaconsultants@vsnl.net
55. adityahr@vsnl.net
56. admin@acmejobs.in
57. admin@amra.in
58. admin@caliberhr.com
59. admin@charactersketches.net
60. admin@eaglesoftware.in
61. admin@haesinfotech.com
62. admin@hr-access.com
63. admin@innovisioncorp.com
64. admin@kiap.in
65. admin@muesoft.com
66. admin@sacmanagementconsultants.com
67. admin@spicejob.com
68. admin@sreetech.in
69. admin@step1solutions.in
70. Admin@theforte.com
71. admin@uxlindia.com
72. admin@zodiaac.com
73. adminchennai@wtiatl.com
74. administration@mmmts.com
75. administrator@intrelec.com
76. advaya.hrc@gmail.com
77. advertising.chennai@busisol.net
78. adviser@thirdsectorpartners.com
79. advisor.insurance9@gmail.com
80. aem_job@yahoo.com
81. affeefa@hotmail.com
82. Agiliscareers@agilisinternational.com
83. agnisekhar@careocon.com
84. agrmancon@hotmail.com
85. ahmedabad@akplacements.com
86. ahmedabad@mottmac-india.com
87. ahmedabad@uhr.co.in
88. aim_placementservices@yahoo.co.in
89. aimmgmt@gmail.com
90. aipl@mantramail.com
91. aishwarya.p@saakiandargus.com
92. ajagarg@del12.vsnl.net.in
93. ajain@veritasconsultants.net
94. ajames@corbus.com
95. ajay@nemps.com
96. ajay@praneeltech.com
97. ajay@primeroglobal.com
98. ajcareers01@gmail.com
99. ajcareers101@gmail.com
100. ajpc@vsnl.com
101. akdey@vsnl.com
102. akhan@crownci.com
103. akila@cornerstone.co.in
104. akjain12@gmail.com
105. akjain12@hotmail.com
106. resume@akmin.com
107. akndsandhu@yahoo.com
108. akshi.sahni@smartbuzz.net
109. akthane@akplacements.com
110. akumar@liamsoft.com
111. alagar@avasarala.com
112. alakbartravels@vsnl.net
113. alchemists_ark@vsnl.net
114. alchemistsark@vsnl.net
115. alka@clarityconsulting.in
116. allansnsk@dataone.in
117. allergan@agnindia.com
118. alokjauhari@planet9consultants.com
119. altaher@hathway.com
120. altiusmanagement@consultant.com
121. aman@mancerconsulting.com
122. ambika.swamy@adecco.co.in
123. ambitionconsultants@gmail.com
124. ambitions@hotmail.com
125. ambitions12@hotmail.com
126. AmbJob@gmail.com
127. amenter1@indiatimes.com
128. ameycanada@rogers.com
129. amiruthconsultants@yahoo.com
130. amishicallnet@gmail.com
131. amit.dutta@adecco.co.in
132. amit.gupta@recruitingpundits.org
133. amit@captorservices.com
134. amit@lms.co.in
135. amit@recruitprime.com
136. amit@sellcraft.net
137. amit@squareaonline.com
138. amit4u2nv@rediffmail.com
139. amita@cygnusindia.com
140. amitasaini@sbbandco.com
141. amitk@del3.vsnl.net.in
142. ample@rediffmail.com
143. amrachennai@amra.in
144. amrita@humanwareindia.com
145. amruta@kashviconsultant.com
146. amsgadh@del2.vsnl.net.in
147. amsgadh@vsnl.com
148. amtech-india@hotmail.com
149. anamika@dimensionshrd.com
150. anand.m@dhanus.net
151. anand.narayanan@kbc.be
152. anand.narayanan@valuesource.in
153. anand.wakode@matheranrealty.com
154. anand@careerkarthaa.com
155. anand@mifyjobs.com
156. anandarumugham@ibitglobal.com
157. anandhi@placementsinc.com
158. ananth@kautilya.co.in
159. ananya@black-turtle.com
160. aneeshanz@yahoo.co.in
161. anid@bellsouth.net
162. anil@a2zpropertymart.com
163. anila@meru.co.in
164. anilsaxena@mantraonline.com
165. anisha@askme.com
166. Anita@surlin.com
167. anitas@eminence.co.in
168. anitha.dhanasekaran@csscorp.com
169. Anitha.G@manpower.co.in
170. anitha.janarthanan@aspiresys.com
171. anitha.s@sandtongroup.net
172. anitha@insyncconsulting.in
173. anj@nemps.com
174. anjali@apexservices.org
175. anjali@maxima.com.sg
176. anjali@webecome.com
177. ankita@apexservices.org
178. ankita@black-turtle.com
179. ankur@fsides.com
180. anmjobs@rediffmail.com
181. annie.e@marggroup.com
182. AnnsHRSkills@yahoo.com
183. Anosh.nadeem@serco.com
184. anshu@placewell.com
185. anshul2@impetuscs.com
186. anthony@enrichit.com
187. anu_bhalla@syntelinc.com
188. anu@consultantsindia.co.in
189. anuanand@vrecruit.in
190. anuj@djobs.co.in
191. anuja99@bom3.vsnl.net.in
192. anup@neweraindia.com
193. anups@qedconsulting.biz
194. anuradha.epjobs@gmail.com
195. anuradha@easyplacement.net
196. aparupa@anthroplace.in
197. apex_c@hotmail.com
198. apl@apl.in
199. apn74@hotmail.com
200. apoorva@clearvisionconsulting.in
201. appan@busisol.net
202. appleindiajd@gmail.com
203. applications@ps.net
204. apply.blr@gmail.com
205. apply.ccs@gmail.com
206. apply@alpconsultants.com
207. apply@amboselihr.com
208. apply@amr-india.com
209. apply@canarahrd.com
210. apply@careerdimensions.net
211. apply@hrdsolutions.in
212. apply@lifetimecareers.com
213. apply@roseindia.net
214. apply@umtsindia.com
215. apply@zycomm.net
216. apply2ftl@gmail.com
217. applyacuitas@hotmail.com
218. approach.talent@gmail.com
219. aquafinachennai@gmail.com
220. ar.ariraj@asianppg.com
221. arani@everestind.com
222. aratis@airtelmail.in
223. aratis04@gmail.com
224. Aravind.Krishnamurthy@cambridge-asia.com
225. arc_universal@yahoo.com.uk
226. arc@onirecruitments.com
227. archana.kumbhar@ecectic.com
228. archana@ajaxconsulting.biz
229. archana@neptuneconsultants.com
230. archanafirst@gmail.com
231. arms04@armsindia.net
232. armsconnecthr@yahoo.com
233. armsindia@nsnl.net
234. armsindia@vsnl.net
235. arpana.gupta@mavenworkforce.com
236. arpinfoquest@bol.net.in
237. arpita@snorg.net
238. arulkalai2010@yahoo.co.in
239. arun_reddy@trimble.com
240. aruna@myvi-tech.com
241. aruna@navgati.in
242. arunj@calsoftlabs.com
243. arunkumar.a@liamcs.com
244. arunliamsoft@yahoo.com
245. aruntgs@novoitindia.com
246. arunthathi@crownsolution.com
247. arupa.basu@naukri.com
248. arvind.pailhr@gmail.com
249. ascent@del2.net.in
250. ascent@del2.vsnl.net.in
251. ascentindia@vsnl.com
252. asha@growthmap.co.in
253. asha@ittblazers.co.in
254. asha@radianthr.com
255. ashish@nexusmanpower.com
256. ashish@promptpersnnel.com
257. ashok.m@alpconsultants.com
258. ashok@amrutha.net.in
259. ashok@panasiagroup.net
260. ashton@bol.net.in
261. ashwanth@zenhr.com
262. ashwini@poonawallagroup.com
263. ashwininfotrron.hrd@gmail.com
264. ask@eapl.co.in
265. Ask@faveovinci.com
266. ask@impetuscs.com
267. askindia@satyam.net.in
268. asnservices@indiatimes.com
269. aspire@suth.com
270. asprasad@initiaworld.com
271. asrahjobs@gmail.com
272. assetmanpower@vsnl.com
273. asst.cvs@gmail.com
274. asst@vsnl.net
275. astra@adastraconsultants.com
276. astracon@airtelmail.in
277. astracons@vsnl.com
278. aswini.v@entl.net
279. atharv.indore@gmail.com
280. athena@bharatjobs.com
281. athena2@vsnl.com
282. atims5@yahoo.co.in
283. atoz@del3.vsnl.net.in
284. atzcon@satyam.net.in
285. aumstaffingservices@yahoo.com
286. auriga.cons@gmail.com
287. AuroAce@vsnl.com
288. AuroConsulting@yahoo.co.in
289. Auto@signjobs.com
290. autobala@hotmail.com
291. avenues@satyam.net.in
292. avenues@sify.com
293. avikesh.das@gmail.com
294. avtarcc@kingcareers.net
295. ayaskant@kokuyo.co.in
296. Ayaz@axisconsultancy.net
297. ayesha@a1manpower.com
298. ayzz@eth.net
299. ayzzz@rediffmail.com
300. azra@gtaglobal.com
301. babk66@gmail.com
302. babtie@adl.vsnl.net.in
303. babu.sk@entl.net
304. babu@indusbee.com
305. bala@avyayh.com
306. balaguru.a@jasmin-infotech.com
307. balaji.ganesh@hcl.in
308. balaji.n@zenhr.com
309. balaji@marc-soft.com
310. balaji@rrspl.com
311. balaji@satiohrd.com
312. balaji@sunpixsolution.com
313. balaji@teamlease.com
314. Balaji&balaji.n@zenhr.com
315. balasubiramaniyan.vasudevan@manpower.co.in
316. balraj@ipp.co.in
317. bangalore@executiveaccess.co.in
318. bangalore@vruksham.com
319. banglore@delhiconsultancy.com
320. bank@nichejobs.in
321. bankimchandrashah@yahoo.com
322. baroda@lobostaffing.com
323. baroda@mafoi.com
324. basak@bdkindia.com
325. Baskar@livecjobs.com
326. bceomindia@bceomindia.com
327. bcindia@bol.net.in
328. BCS@airtelbroadband.in
329. bd@hraxisindia.com
330. bdo@omen.co.in
331. bdq3@uhr.co.in
332. beconsulting@gmail.com
333. belinda.melville@synaptris.com
334. BenjaminJ@netambit.in
335. bertram.i@adecco.co.in
336. bestchoice_bc@yahoo.com
337. bestjobs080@gmail.com
338. betahrom@iosr.com
339. betahrsp@iosr.com
340. bethanymanagement@rediffmail.com
341. bfsi@coachieveindia.com
342. bgautamsingh@yahoo.co.in
343. bgm@acmeindiaconsulting.com
344. bhanu.chander@6sos.com
345. bharat@becc.in
346. bharati@black-turtle.com
347. bhargavi@reach.co.in
348. bhaskar@ikyalgobal.com
349. bhavana.sukenkar@cbayindia.com
350. bhavana@hovservices.in
351. bhavani_kannan@haesinfotech.com
352. bhopall@mafoi.com
353. bhumika.chothani@ahcbpo.com
354. bi@headhuntersindia.com
355. bienenkb@nda.vsnl.net.in
356. bijuashok@metroplots.com
357. binak@1800bpo.com
358. bindu.km@anlagehro.com
359. bindu@ikyaglobal.com
360. bindu@sharkconsultancy.com
361. bineetaa@e-lixirweb.com
362. binu@maarsindia.com
363. bipincms@vsnl.com
364. bisstech@del12.vsnl.net.in
365. bk@venturestm.com
366. blacwhit@md2.vsnl.net.in
367. blatha@optimushr.com
368. blossom.consultants@rediffmail.com
369. blr@atrenta.com
370. blr@pylonmc.com
371. blr@tmscl.com
372. blrbio@headhuntersindia.com
373. blrit@factjobs.com
374. bluechipcareers@gmail.com
375. bluechiptec@vsnl.com
376. bmcpl@mehtalia.com
377. bmuv@ndb.vsnl.net.in
378. bondwell.ent@bol.net.in
379. boomaaconsultants@gmail.com
380. borges@im.eth.net
381. bpo_careers@infosys.com
382. bpocvs@shristiconsultants.net
383. bpohiring@hp.com
384. BPOJobs@peoplefy.com
385. brainhuntindia2@gmail.com
386. brainsearch@brainsearchindia.com
387. brbcareers@gmail.com
388. brbplacements@gmail.com
389. breakthru0265@zeenext.com
390. bretermgs@gmail.com
391. brindajobs@gmail.com
392. brindaservices@rediffmail.com
393. brown@spiritstaffing.ca
394. brsjobs@vsnl.com
395. bs@alchemisthr.com
396. bs@brainsearchindia.com
397. btcl@iosr.com
398. btiindia@bticonsultants.com
399. buddieshr@in.com
400. buddiesjobs@gmail.com
401. bvenkat@elineuk.com
402. bvrpc04@gmail.com
403. c.kumar@macktel.com
404. cac11@rediffmail.com
405. cajun.cons@gmail.com
406. calmatchpointbpo@yahoo.com
407. candc@candcinfrastructure.com
408. candidate.del@mcpconsultant.com
409. candidate@abcconsultants.net
410. candidate@kamms.net
411. candidate@pscl.net
412. candidate@pylonmc.com
413. candidate@signaturestaffindia.com
414. candidates@highplacesintl.com
415. candidates@skcmanagement.com
416. capcon1@mailcity.com
417. capital.battery@gmail.com
418. capital25@gmail.com
419. capital600@gmail.com
420. care@planmanconsulting.com
421. careeindia@vsnl.com
422. career.noida@kronos.com
423. career.ocs@gmail.com
424. career.south@pantaloon.com
425. career@adonisstaff.in
426. career@aristalaos.com
427. career@audichennai.in
428. career@banlab.com
429. career@contechinformatics.com
430. career@ellaar.com
431. career@eurofloorings.com
432. career@excelacom.in
433. career@fnisindia.com
434. career@gebbs.com
435. career@honda2wheelersindia.com
436. Career@ienergizer.com
437. career@ilanglobal.com
438. career@indiamart.com
439. career@infinity-hr.com
440. career@iwizjobs.com
441. career@mapit.in
442. career@mrfmail.com
443. career@ntcgroup.in
444. career@orimark.com
445. career@pfizer.com
446. career@portfolioplusonline.com
447. career@postaresume.co.in
448. career@richardgreg.com
449. career@scicom-intl.com
450. career@sgibd.com
451. career@singhintelligence.com
452. career@sps.co.in
453. career@spurthigroup.com
454. career@swasthiksahits.com
455. career@tatahousing.com
456. career@thecambay.com
457. career@thecareerworld.com
458. career@therightlinks.com
459. career@tkm.co.in
460. career@tollindia.com
461. career@trenchantft.com
462. career@vener7.com
463. career@wikiocean.net
464. career@xyka.com
465. careerchennai@lntinfotech.com
466. CAREERDARPAN@gmail.com
467. careerline@satyam.net.in
468. careerlink1@yahoo.com
469. careermanager@jobzebra.com
470. careermarkadmin@motujji.com
471. careerplacement96@gmail.com
472. careers_india@athenahealth.com
473. careers.1@naukri.com
474. Careers.automotive@mahindra.com
475. careers.chennai@scioinspire.com
476. careers.chennai@sterlingwilson.com
477. careers.crux@gmail.com
478. careers.ho@tatatea.co.in
479. careers.india@kla-tencor.com
480. careers.india@serco.com
481. careers.pilkingtonindia@pilkington.com
482. careers.zephyr@gmail.com
483. careers@a-jtechnologies.com
484. careers@acthrsolutions.com
485. careers@aj-consultant.com
486. careers@arowanaconsulting.com
487. careers@ascenders.co.in
488. careers@at-home.co.in
489. careers@audichennai.in
490. careers@bdconsult.co.uk
491. careers@bmradvisors.com
492. careers@bracecorp.net
493. careers@cairnindia.com
494. careers@caliberpoint.com
495. careers@chennaijobsite.com
496. careers@citycom.in
497. careers@ckcsons.com
498. careers@classicsearchplc.com
499. careers@classteacher.com
500. careers@clubmahindra.com
501. careers@coatingspl.co.in
502. careers@constructionrecruitments.com
503. careers@controlprint.com
504. careers@derbyclothing.asia
505. careers@easysearchindia.com
506. careers@ecciltd.com
507. careers@educomp.com
508. careers@edurite.com
509. careers@elinanetworks.com
510. careers@elogistics.co.in
511. careers@everestind.com
512. careers@excelacom.in
513. careers@eximatconsulting.com
514. careers@exterior-interiors.com
515. careers@ezvidya.com
516. careers@fsindia.in
517. careers@garwareropes.com
518. careers@gaytescorp.com
519. careers@genome.com
520. careers@geometricglobal.com
521. careers@globemoving.net
522. careers@gmmcoindia.com
523. careers@headhuntersworld.com
524. careers@hitechroboticsystemz.com
525. careers@hr-access.com
526. careers@ibsindia.org
527. careers@iiht.com
528. careers@imagesfashion.com
529. careers@indiracomputers.com
530. careers@inttelix.com
531. careers@iqcs.in
532. careers@iqmac.biz
533. careers@kgbuilders.com
534. careers@lasaindia.com
535. careers@learningpath.in
536. careers@liindia.com
537. careers@lntinfotech.com
538. careers@mahindraengg.com
539. careers@metecno.in
540. careers@mindsdirect.com
541. careers@mobiusservices.com
542. careers@modi.com
543. careers@nebula.co.in
544. careers@ness.com
545. careers@newgen.co.in
546. careers@nitcotiles.com
547. careers@ntcgroup.in
548. careers@oberoiconstructions.com
549. careers@odysseytec.com
550. careers@ozonegroup.com
551. careers@parleagro.com
552. careers@personalfn.com
553. careers@planerasolutions.com
554. careers@praggya.com
555. careers@preludesys.com
556. Careers@provogue.net
557. careers@religare.in
558. careers@royalenfield.com
559. careers@sanmargroup.com
560. careers@secova.com
561. careers@signaturestaffindia.com
562. careers@skf.com
563. careers@softskilltech.com
564. careers@spicejet.com
565. Careers@spiderindia.net
566. careers@srmjobs.com
567. careers@stellarsearch.com
568. careers@sudarshan.com
569. careers@sundirect.in
570. careers@talisma.com
571. careers@tcmail.co.in
572. careers@te-soft.com
573. careers@techplaastic.com
574. careers@techprocess.co.in
575. careers@techstosuit.com
576. careers@telecomlabs.in
577. careers@teleflocontrols.com
578. careers@tescra.com
579. careers@texbiosciences.com
580. careers@theroninternationa.com
581. careers@theroninternational.com
582. careers@torrentpower.com
583. careers@toyotsu.ttp.co.in
584. careers@turnaround.co.in
585. careers@ugamsolutions.com
586. careers@upexexpress.com
587. careers@vaticonsulting.com
588. careers@vipulfacility.com
589. careers@visims.com
590. careers@whitecollars.in
591. careers@windowsindia.net
592. careers@wintlt.com
593. careers@wrenchsolutions.com
594. careers@writercorporation.com
595. careers@xsearch.in
596. careers2look@yahoo.com
597. careersanta@rediffmail.com
598. careerschennai@htmtglobal.com
599. careerschennai@talentproindia.com
600. careersgallery@vsnl.net
601. careershapers@hotmail.com
602. careershr@tulip.net
603. careershyd@talentproindia.com
604. careersindia@colt.net
605. careerticycles@tii.murugappa.com
606. careerusher@rediffmail.com
607. careervision@vsnl.com
608. careocon@gmail.com
609. carl@sinclus.com
610. caroline@peoplefirst.co.in
611. carrier@lycatel.com
612. casey_hks@yahoo.com
613. cc@corporatecatalysts.com
614. cccs_resumes@yahoo.com
615. ccra@bol.net.in
616. cdfltd@vsnl.com
617. cdfltd@vsnl.net
618. cdi@spectranet.com
619. cementsenior@gmail.com
620. cengrowth@vsnl.com
621. ceo@adasacapital.com
622. ceo@sabarigroup.com
623. ceo@walchand.com
624. ceojob@headhuntersindia.com
625. cereb@vsnl.com
626. cesc25@hotmail.com
627. cfcjobs2@gmail.com
628. chaitanya112001@yahoo.com
629. chaitanyas.hyd@cnkonline.com
630. chamberapex@gmail.com
631. champion@vsnl.com
632. chander@amsolinc.co.in
633. chandigarh@omamconsultants.com
634. chandigarh@tdsjob.com
635. chandplacement@airtelmail.in
636. chandramouli.t@careernet.co.in
637. chandruselva@yahoo.com
638. charishm@vsnl.com
639. charu@careeristindia.com
640. Chavan.raks@gmail.com
641. che-mil@ksb.co.in
642. cheema@srkglobal.net
643. cheenahazrati@people-one.com
644. chella@systoleonline.com
645. Chemical@signjobs.com
646. chenbio@headhuntersindia.com
647. chenitcv@datamaticsindia.com
648. chennaijobs1@yahoo.com
649. chennai.careers@tcs.com
650. Chennai@aarviencon.com
651. chennai@abcconsultants.net
652. Chennai@armsindia.net
653. chennai@asiapoweroverseas.com
654. chennai@avtarcc.com
655. chennai@benchmarksixsigma.com
656. chennai@busisol.net
657. chennai@datamaticsindia.com
658. chennai@ema-partners.com
659. chennai@eta.in
660. Chennai@excellers.com
661. chennai@executiveaccess.co.in
662. chennai@factjobs.com
663. Chennai@falconservices.in
664. chennai@focusonit.com
665. chennai@geniusjobs.com
666. chennai@globali.in
667. chennai@go4careers.com
668. chennai@hirezon.com
669. chennai@hr-one.in
670. chennai@jvi-global.com
671. chennai@kellyservices.co.in
672. chennai@networthdirect.com
673. chennai@oxfordcpl.com
674. Chennai@people-one.com
675. chennai@planethr.co.in
676. chennai@spearheaders.com
677. chennai@spearheadres.com
678. Chennai@taskplacsemark.com
679. chennai@vruksham.com
680. chennai@y-axis.com
681. chennaicareers@virtusa.com
682. chennaijobs123@yahoo.co.in
683. chennaioffice@naukri.com
684. chetna@transworldsoftware.com
685. chezian@ceotalentsearch.com
686. chinmaycareers@gmail.com
687. chinmayresources@gmail.com
688. chintamani.bidi@logica.com
689. chirag@rsquarestaffing.com
690. chitra.hariharan@manpower.co.in
691. chitracs@now-india.net.in
692. chitrascientific@yahoo.com
693. chlorismanagement@gmail.com
694. chn@fymc.co.in
695. chn@smsjobs.in
696. chn@southindiajobs.com
697. chninfo@maxhealthstaff.com
698. choiceconsultants@gmail.com
699. chrd@jalindia.co.in
700. christina.george@csscorp.com
701. christydel@in.com
702. christydelhi@in.com
703. cic_hrsolution@yahoo.com
704. cid@vsnl.com
705. cidron@vsnl.com
706. cijuj@globali.in
707. clandmark.priyanka@gmail.com
708. clement@jtconsultants.net
709. client@abcconsultants.net
710. client@signaturestaffindia.com
711. client@surlin.com
712. client@vhc.in
713. cmcmds@md3.vsnl.net.in
714. cmsjobs2009@yahho.com
715. cnepl@rediffmail.com
716. co@it-appointments.com
717. coherencejobs@gmail.com
718. coimbatore@naraiuran.com
719. computersindia@mantraonline.com
720. concorde@nda.vsnl.net.in
721. connect@connectprosearch.com
722. connect@wisemanconsulting.com
723. connectingcareers@rediffmail.com
724. connectpro@mantraonline.com
725. connectpro@vsnl.net
726. consult@amra.in
727. Consult@dexvictor.com
728. consult@valenssoft.com
729. consult@y-axis.com
730. consultancy.gateway@gmail.com
731. consultancy@systoleonline.com
732. consultant3@valconusa.com
733. consultant33@valconusa.com
734. consulting@mafoi.com
735. contact@3pconsultants.co.in
736. contact@alrehman.in
737. contact@brsjobs.com
738. contact@caarpus.com
739. contact@careerdimensions.net
740. Contact@cedarcrestone.com
741. contact@clickitjobs.com
742. contact@confiar.in
743. contact@conzerv.com
744. contact@dishahr.com
745. contact@embeeteconsultancy.com
746. contact@espic.in
747. contact@ethosindia.com
748. contact@exclusivesearch.com
749. contact@frontier-consulting.com
750. contact@futuregroup.in
751. contact@globas.in
752. contact@gnanasoft.in
753. contact@i5technologies.com
754. contact@itresourcepool.com
755. contact@khaldunbr.com
756. contact@krysalisco.com
757. contact@livecjobs.com
758. contact@mcs-india.net
759. contact@microgenediagnostic.com
760. contact@newageconsultants.biz
761. contact@newventureindia.com
762. contact@nextlevelhr.in
763. contact@nityaplacements.com
764. contact@peyotemorgan.com
765. contact@relianceada.com
766. Contact@resourceplus.co.in
767. contact@resumeindia.com
768. contact@sbacg.com
769. contact@shukriya.net
770. contact@srassociatespune.com
771. contact@strategichrindia.com
772. contact@symbiosisindia.net
773. contact@tbspl.com
774. contact@thayaconsulting.com
775. contact@trans.co.in
776. contact@trinityassociates.co.in
777. contact@tripodconsultancy.com
778. contact@varshajobs.com
779. contacthyd@kaizentek.com
780. contactus@adityaconsultants.co.in
781. contactus@aforeserve.co.in
782. contactus@balancerecruitment.com.au
783. contactus@bharti.in
784. contactus@cosmicconsultantshr.com
785. contactus@employability.co.in
786. contactus@mindsourceconsulting.com
787. contactus@proactivesolutech.com
788. contract@coachieveindia.com
789. cooljobs@profservices.com
790. coppercareers@vedanta.co.in
791. corejobs@bol.net.in
792. corp@jbm.co.in
793. corp@vts.in
794. corpcom@durr.com
795. corporate_solutions@yahoo.com
796. corporate.hr@rameeguestlinehotels.com
797. corporate@e-scn.com
798. Corporate@emcure.co.in
799. corporate@mafoi.com
800. corporate@ych.com
801. corporatehr@hotmail.com
802. corporatehr1@mtnl.net.in
803. corporateimage@rediffmail.com
804. corporateinsight@vsnl.com
805. corpsupport.recruit@mphasis.com
806. cosmicbcm1@yahoo.com
807. cosmosindia@id.eth.net
808. cppsolution@gmail.com
809. cpy@witsnskills.com
810. crdjobs@gmail.com
811. creamhr@vsnl.com
812. creative@bom4.vsnl.net.in
813. creativejobs@sify.com
814. credent@vsnl.com
815. crm_hrservices@hotmail.com
816. crm_hrservices@yahoo.com
817. crm_jobs@gmail.com
818. crm02@armsindia.net
819. crmjobshoppee.hr@gmail.com
820. crsm_40@yahoo.in
821. crsvacancy@gmail.com
822. cruizterrym@officetiger.com
823. cs@core-software.com
824. csg@valenssoft.com
825. csmac@dishnetdsl.net
826. csmopharmexx@gmail.com
827. cst@mafoi.com
828. cuecent-jobs@bahwancybertek.com
829. customer.care@positivemetering.com
830. customerisking@gmail.com
831. cv.abc6@gmail.com
832. cv.dcipher@gmail.com
833. cv@5msolutions.com
834. cv@addrecsolutions.com
835. cv@careervision4you.com
836. cv@cgulfc.com
837. cv@happyplacements.com
838. cv@highheads.net
839. cv@imr.in
840. cv@launchers.org
841. cv@nirvanaindia.in
842. cv@omgijobs.com
843. cv@patindia.com
844. cv@questhr.co.in
845. cv@recruitrightgroup.com
846. cv@roljobs.net
847. cv2@hunt-partners.com
848. cv3.chen@eta.in
849. cv4.chen@eta.in
850. cv5.cbe@eta.in
851. cv8.chen@eta.in
852. cv9.chen@eta.in
853. cvkm@satyam.net.in
854. cvkumar@indimmune.com
855. cvn@mepjobsindia.com
856. cvs@totalgroup.co.in
857. cvtopolar@gmail.com
858. cycom@mantraonline.com

Hillarious Definition : Funny joke: Keep laughing....

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through ‘the minds of either’

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Ek nishani hun main: very emotional hindi poem

अगर रख सको तो एक निशानी हूँ मैं,
खो दो तो सिर्फ एक कहानी हूँ मैं ,
रोक पाए न जिसको ये सारी दुनिया,
वोह एक बूँद आँख का पानी हूँ मैं.....
सबको प्यार देने की आदत है हमें,
अपनी अलग पहचान बनाने की आदत है हमे,
कितना भी गहरा जख्म दे कोई,
उतना ही ज्यादा मुस्कराने की आदत है हमें...
इस अजनबी दुनिया में अकेला ख्वाब हूँ मैं,
सवालो से खफा छोटा सा जवाब हूँ मैं,
जो समझ न सके मुझे, उनके लिए "कौन"
जो समझ गए उनके लिए खुली किताब हूँ मैं,
आँख से देखोगे तो खुश पाओगे,
दिल से पूछोगे तो दर्द का सैलाब हूँ मैं,,,,,
"अगर रख सको तो निशानी, खो दो तो सिर्फ एक कहानी हूँ मै..

Santa banta Jokes : Mast hai.. Enjoy

Santa and his wife


Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who are you?
Wife: How dare you forget your wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.


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Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.

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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

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Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, you are married now.
Santa: You mean if I am on diet, I can’t look at the menu also?

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Nurse: Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain.
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha.
Nurse: Kyon?
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA
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Sms Jokes shayeri Collection - Set 2 : Must Read

What is 143?

I Love you?.... No
I Hate you?.... No
I Miss you?.... No
I Wish you?.... No

143 means One Hundred Forty Three !
Parents ने कितनी उम्मीद  से पढ़ाया था, सब पे पानी फेर दिया!!!

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लव को life मे मस्त होना चाहिए।
स्टुडेन्ट को लव मे interest होना चाहिए
आशिक़ इश्क़ में  perfect होना चाहिए
College मे ये compulsary सब होना चाहिए

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थलाम नमत्ते। ये एट ऐथा sms है जो अत्थे भले इन्थान तो तोतला तल  देता है।आप लात तोशिश तलो, पील भी ऐथे ही पलोगे। देथा  तैसा तोतला बनाया।

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तिल की खूश्बू, गूढ़ की मिठास।
चावल की खिचरि और पालक का साग।
दिल मे खूशि और आपनो का प्यार।
मुबरक हो आपको ये संक्रांति का त्योहार।

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मीठे और गुर मे मिल गया तिल।
उठि पतंग और खिल गये दिल।
हर पल सुख और हर दिन शांति।
आपके लिये शुभ मकर संक्रांति।

Santa Banta Joke : Joke of the day

Santa Singh pet Barky died and his friend Banta Singh sent a condolence letter to sardar.

Dear Santa Singh

I am sorry to hear about the death of your dog, Barky. I know how much you will miss him. I will miss him jumping up to greet me when I visit you. I hope that you are doing well during this difficult time. I remember the nights Barky spent with me while you were away for a few days, when we had loads of fun. If you ever feel lonely and need someone to talk to, please do not hesitate to call me.

Take care of yourself.

Love,

Banta Singh

One month later, Banta Singh’s wife expired and santa didn’t know how to write a condolence letter and he took the letter sent by Banta Singh and started to modify.

Dear Banta Singh,

I am sorry to hear about the death of your wife, seema. I know how much you will miss her. I will miss her jumping up to greet me when I visit you. I hope that you are doing well during this difficult time. I remember the nights Seema spent with me while you were away for a few days, when we had loads of fun. If you ever feel lonely and need someone to talk to, please do not hesitate to call me.