Santa and Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760 !!!
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Santa to his son: I think it’s right time we should talk about sex!
Pappu: Sure dad, what do you wanna know…?
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am.
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Santa: What kind of a wife do you want?
Pappu: Exactly like moon, which appears in the night and disappears in the morning!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!
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Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!
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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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