If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this:
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and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS”
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Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa: Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai, Baitho Baitho…
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Jab question paper ho out of control,
Answer sheet ko karke fold,
Aeroplane banake bol...
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All is fail!
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Dad: Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail BIKE zarur dilaunga.
Son: Kaunsi bike?
Dad: Pass he to “APACHE” college jane ke liye.
Fail hue to “RAJDOOT” dood bechne ke liye.
---------------------------------- A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the matter?”
He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.”
“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”
“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!”
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