Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Funny forwarded Email : Sardar is back....

   Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
 Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
 Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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 Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
 Friend: How do u know?
 Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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 Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
 Sardar: ZEBRA
 Teacher: How?
 Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
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 Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
 Smart Sardar Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"
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 Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
 Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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 Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
 Manager: Do U know MS Office?
 Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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 Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "
 Bombay Bombay "
 Air hostess said: "B silent."
 Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
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 Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"
 Sardarji replied:> "I Mr YOU" !!

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