Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
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Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:> "I Mr YOU" !!
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