Its Again our Sardarji : Set 1 : Simply awesome forwarded Email

Sardar declares:
.... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. .. . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .


Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!...


Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..



One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!


Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.