Wednesday, April 21, 2010

New age Definitions : too good: funny forwarded email


After Marriage: A state in which husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Love: Something You can't buy, but pay dearly for it.

Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

Tears: A hydraulic force which makes feminine water power to conquer over masculine will-power.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

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