Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Funny Joke : Cowboy at heaven's gate




  A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' 
 St. Peter asked. 
   
 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.  

 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in   South Dakota , I came upon a
 gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to
 leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the
 largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his
 bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.  I
 yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s...... out of all of you!'
 St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
 
 'Couple of minutes ago.'
 

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