Funny Jokes : Donation to God

 

3 religious leaders were chatting. 

The Catholic priest says, all the Sunday collections belong to the church, and his church deposits all into the church`s bank account. 

The Hindu priest says, I draw a circle and throw the money received in the hundi (pot to collect donations), up into the sky, what ever falls within the circle goes to the devasthanam (temple) and the priest would keep the rest for himself. 

The Jewish Rabi says, I also throw all the collected money up into the sky, all that stays up there is for the God and all that falls is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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