Friday, December 7, 2018

Funny whatsapp Jokes : Must Read


Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

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Boy Ask A Girl "bidayi" Ke Time Pe Ladkiyan Roti Kyu Hai?

Girl:- " KAMAINE" agar tujhe pata 
chale ki shar se door le jake koi tujhse
bartan majvayeda to tu kya nachega

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Santa: shirt silwane k liye 1 achha kapda dikhao.
Salesman: plain me dikhau?
Santa: nahi helicopter me dikha
saale bandar yahi pe dikha,,,

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Santa- oye yaar! Tu mujhe 
sms 2-2 baar kyu bhejta hai..?
Banta- oye! Ek sms tu rakh liya
kar aur ek forward kar diya kar.

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Teacher : Repeat the sentence
"Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai.."
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Student (in a sleepy tone) :
"Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai.

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Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha tha
aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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"kal wali Zyada achi thi".

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