Funny whatsapp Jokes - Must read

Husband 2 wife~

"na kajre ki dhar,

na motio k haar.

na koi kiya singar,

phir b kitni sundar ho."

Wife~

oye, saaf-2 bol na ki

"make-up k liye paise ni dunga

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cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.

Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho

Aadmi- kaise

Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai

NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU

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Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, 

I Am So Sorry!

Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab,

Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge.

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Papu- Papa Good News H.

Snta- Kya?

Papu- Apko Yad H Apne Kha Tha K Agr

Mai Exam Me Pas Ho Jaun To Muje 5000 Denge. 

Snta- Han.

Papu- Apke 5000 Bch Gye!

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Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar

Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari

Jis Din zamanat hui us din

zndagi khatam Tumhari

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Ek Larka Ghar Dair Say Lauta.

Maa:

Kahan Thay?

Beta:

Emotional film 

Dekhnay Gaya Tha

'MAA kA PYAR'.

.

Maa:

Ab ander Ja kay Action Film Dekh..

'BAAP ki MAAR'

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