Funny whatsapp jokes

Dad-beta batao jaan kahan se nikalti hai?

Beta- khirki se.

Dad- woh kaise?

Beta- kal didi ek larke se keh rahi thi jaan khirki se nikal jao

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Pathan Student: Miss kya raat ko aap mujhe Call kar rahi thi?

Miss: No

Pathan Student: Kamal hai

subha mere Mobile pe likha tha (MISS Call)

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2 boys were talking:

1st: Tu bohot accha swimming karta he, kaha pe sikha

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2nd Boy:

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"Pani me

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Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:

Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aaya to VODKA.

Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,

Aur .....

hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND

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RAKHI SAWANT Train me!

TC- Ticket?

Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.

TC- Jurmana lagega!

Rakhi-kyun?

TC- Kyunki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho and Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai

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Jyotish - tumhari jindagi me 14 ladkiya ayengi.

boy-oh yes,ye hui na baat.""what a life""

jyotish -jyada khush mtho bete

ek patni or 13 betiya hongi.

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