Funny Whatsapp Jokes, Love Shayari, Amazing pictures.. more fun: November 2009

Monday, November 30, 2009

Funny Forwarded email : Johny Johny Yes Papa Reloaded

Johny Johny Reloaded

Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Private Company
Yes Papa
Any Motivation
No Papa
Many Tension
Yes Papa
Do u Sleep well
No Papa
Onsite Opportunity
No papa
Any chance of Promotion
No Papa

Increment Ha ha ha ……………………………………………………:)

Look to the horizon, spread your wings, and fly. : Inspiration email

Look to the horizon, spread your wings, and fly

The nest of young eagles hung on to every word as the Master Eagle described his exploits. This was an important day for the eaglets. They were preparing for their first solo flight from the nest. It was the confidence builder many of them needed to fulfill their destiny.

"How far can I travel?" asked one of the eaglets. "How far can you see?" responded the Master Eagle.

"How high can I fly?" quizzed the young eaglet. "How far can you stretch your wings?" asked the old eagle.

"How long can I fly?" the eaglet persisted. "How far is the horizon?" the mentor rebounded.

"How much can I achieve?" the young eagle continued. "How much can you believe?" the old eagle challenged.

Frustrated by the banter, the young eagle demanded, "Why don't you answer my questions?"

"I did."

"Yes. But you answered them with questions."

"I answered them the best I could."

"But you're the Master Eagle. You're supposed to know everything. If you can't answer these questions, who can?"

"You." The old wise eagle reassured. "Me? How?" the young eagle was confused.

"No one can tell you how high to fly or how much to dream. It's different for each eagle. Only God and you know how far you'll go. No one on this earth knows your potential or what's in your heart. You alone will answer that. The only thing that limits you is the edge of your imagination."

The young eagle, puzzled by this asked, "What should I do?"

"Look to the horizon, spread your wings, and fly."

Forwarded Funny Email : One MORE HANSI ka RASSOGULLA

One MORE HANSI ka RASSOGULLA…………

A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Senior Manager - what are your futures plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch
Nahi tha..... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...

naam hai.......... .,

shohrat hai......... ,

paisa hai......... ...

Izzat Hai......... ....,

Tumhare paas kya hai?

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Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere

paas Maa hain" or those stupid Pj - "Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types"

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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......

Wonderful Forwarded Email : Amazing Clock .. must check

Amazing Clock

This is one of the coolest clocks in the world J

Open the below link, it’s amazing...

http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf

1st Line is Second's

2nd Line is Minute's

3rd Line is Hour's

4th Line is the Day of the week

5th Line is today's Date

6th Line is the Month

7th Line is Year

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Thoughtful Email : Letter from the CPU.. Go Green!

Save our Earth… Go Green.

Hi,

I am with you all day long, whenever you look at me, i do give a bright radiation in response, i don't mind you being with me for more than 11 hrs on some days though i don't understand y u stare at me continuously. Still i continue to expect you to be back and stare at me when u go for your tea breaks, lunch / dinner but sometimes you don't tell me that you are leaving home and i end up waiting for you to be back for a long time. Sometimes even 2 or more days. My vision and brain goes tired. Please switch me off when you leave for the day so that i will be able to get up cheerfully to welcome you when you wake me up the next morning.

From the heart of computer
Yours sincerely,
your System's CPU :-)

Note: "Let your computer too have its nights and weekends"

Switch Off!

Your PC is the most important tool at work.
Do you realize how little you take care of it?

Take a moment to read this

After an average working day you go home to rest.
But leave your computer switched-on.

60,000 PCs running idle for >10 hours a day waste over 30 million units of power annually!

This is equivalent to 28,000 tons of CO2 emissions in a YEAR!

Powering a conventional computer all day releases 1,500 pounds of carbon dioxide.
Given that a tree absorbs between 3 to 15 pounds of carbon dioxide per year, it would take between 100 and 500 trees to offset these emissions for just a year!

Shocked? There’s more to it.

A typical desktop PC with a 17" flat panel LCD monitor requires
about 100 watts (65 for the computer and 35 for the monitor)

of the total electricity used at least 50 percent is wasted

Did you know that your PC consumes a mere 5% of power
when it is on STANDBY mode?

Energy conservation does not have to be complex or costly.
Simple actions like switching off your computer when leaving your workspace for an extended time or keeping it on standby can make a BIG difference!

SWITCH OFF or STANDBY and YOU can help the world Go Green

Too funny forwarded Email : Blackmail in recession

Employee to Manager

Agar aapne meri salary nahi badhayee
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to mein poori company ko bata dunga ki aapne meri salary badha di hai.

Thoda has bhi lo.. Funny Forwarded jokes.

Jokes… For your smile.

Wife : Honey ...... What are you looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate  for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking  for the expiry date.

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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"

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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.

Intelligent forwarde email : Arithmetical Magic

Absolutely amazing!

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..

Have a nice day & God bless!!

Very nice Forwarded email : Six Minutes: This is worth reading.

Six Minutes: This is worth reading.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "God bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Forwarded email : Good eye exercise in the morning...

Good eye exercise in the morning...

Can u find the B(there are 2B's)?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once youve found the b

Find the 1

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Once you found the 1..............

Find the 6

9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999

once youve found the 6.....

Find the N (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...

Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Funny Forwarded email ..Smile plsssssssssssssss

Haiiiiiiiiii Tooooooo Alllllllllll offfffffff UUUUUUUUU

Don’t Wanna Distrub U allll Only Wanna Refresh UUU Allll & Rock 2Day………

Flower + Bee = A BEAUTIFUL scene

Star + Moon = A ROMANTIC evening

Rain + Monsoon = A LOVELY weather

YOU + Your smile = Tussi bhi na...........dara dete ho....

1 Aadmi ne kaha ki aise zindagi se toh maut achhi...

Achanak Yamdoot aa gaye..or bole...

"Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai"

Aadmi- Lo batao,
Ab Insaan mazak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya...?

Funny Forwarded... The new Satyam nursery rhyme

Raju Raju
Yes papa
Cheating us
No papa
Telling Lies
No papa
Open the balance sheet
HA HA HA

SrichaourceID:NT00012592

ATM Theft : Reverse PIN Entry - Read the IMP Message ....

ATM Theft : Reverse PIN Entry - Read the IMP Message ....

Many time you must have read in forwarded emails that.. input ATM pin in reverse and the nearest police station would be on alert for a suspected robbery case…

BUT THIS IS WRONG and by exercising this in such situation can actually kill you.

Please read

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/reverse-pin-ATM.shtml

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_reverse_pin.htm

http://kaulonline.com/blog/2009/01/reverse-pin-on-atm-reality-or-hoax/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATM_SafetyPIN_software

Update : However , recently a sensational murder in Canada has forced government to consider this to implement.

From:
Sent: Friday, June 19, 2009 12:35 PM
To:

Subject: Fwd: ATM Thief's - Read the IMP Message in attachment...

PLEASE FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERY FRIEND, COLLEAGUE AND RELATIVE OF YOURS…

VERY IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING

Read carefully

WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST,
YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO
PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I..E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU PUNCH 4521.

THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE
STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT THE POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF.
EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.

FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND THOSE YOU CARE

Useful Forwarded Email : Online World Ebook Fair - Every year

Annual Ebook Fair

Fourth annual book fair is going on www.worldebookfair.com from July 4 to August 4. About 2 million PDF books are available for free download

After the completion of this fair, the same collection will be available for an annual membership fees of $8.95.

So, grab the opportunity....:)

Forwarded Email : Deadly Poison - Sugarcane Juice ...MUST READ

Deadly Poison - Sugarcane Juice

It does not harm to play safe

Deadly Poison - Sugarcane Juice

A friend whose father works for the government health inspection passed on his info. Their job is to inspect all hawkers, their cooked food, their store hygiene, etc. They found sugar cane juice has the highest content of bacteria among all food. In fact, it has exceeded the set limit.

Hence, these guys had to find out why. They went round all sugar cane stores and watched the way the hawkers handled their sugar cane, wash their glasses, their entire procedure.

But they couldn't find the problem.

One day, they stayed till closing time and discovered some shocking facts! Whenever, the hawkers closed their stores, they would wash the floor with detergent.

As we know, the remaining sugar canes will be placed at the back of the store, vertically standing and as sugar canes are very porous, they tend to absorb whatever liquid around them.

Besides the soapy water, the dirt on hawkers' boots, cats' urine, etc, will all be absorbed??

Now, whenever I eat at a hawker centre, I would warn all my friends about this and of course, I stopped drinking my favourite sugar cane juice.

A friend, who loved sugar cane juice, was pregnant. She was always drinking sugar cane juice. Anyway, one day she miscarried and the fetus was already like 6 or 7 months old, I think. When the doctors did an autopsy to find out why all of a sudden the fetus had died inside her, they found traces of some chemical substance, which was found in cat urine... Large traces of it.

While it would not be able to harm adults, it was extremely toxic to babies, what more a fetus? So they tried to determine how this cat urine thing could have ended up in the fetus.

This meant that it had to be digested by the mother, right? And the only logical conclusion they could come up with was that since these sugar cane juice stall holders just leave the canes lying around on the wet and dirty floor, it would not be impossible to think that stray cats could have peed on those sugar canes or near those sugar canes.

So think carefully the next time you order that favourite sugar cane juice!

Please pass this on to everyone you know.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Emotional Hindi Poem.... Forwarded email.. Must read....

हर नज़र को एक नज़र की तलाश है,

हर चहरे मे कुछ तोह एह्साह है,

आपसे दोस्ती हम यूं ही नही कर बैठे,

क्या करे हमारी पसंद ही कुछ "ख़ास" है. .

चिरागों से अगर अँधेरा दूर होता,

तोह चाँद की चाहत किसे होती.

कट सकती अगर अकेले जिन्दगी,

तो दोस्ती नाम की चीज़ ही न होती.

कभी किसी से जीकर ऐ जुदाई मत करना,

इस दोस्त से कभी रुसवाई मत करना,

जब दिल उब जाए हमसे तोह बता देना,

न बताकर बेवफाई मत करना.

दोस्ती सची हो तो वक्त रुक जता है

अस्मा लाख ऊँचा हो मगर झुक जता है

दोस्ती मे दुनिया लाख बने रुकावट,

अगर दोस्त सचा हो तो खुदा भी झुक जता है.

दोस्ती वो एहसास है जो मिटती नही.

दोस्ती पर्वत है वोह, जोह झुकता नही,

इसकी कीमत क्या है पूछो हमसे,

यह वो "अनमोल" मोटी है जो बिकता नही . . .

सची है दोस्ती आजमा के देखो..

करके यकीं मुझपर मेरे पास आके देखो,

बदलता नही कभी सोना अपना रंग ,

चाहे जितनी बार आग मे जला के देखो

Forwarded Email : Lovely and emotional Poem... Must read

Kabhi Mujhe apna bana ke toh dekho,
Kabhi tum bhi mujhse Dil laga ke toh dekho,
Zamaana tumhe apna banana chahata hai,
Kabhi mujhe apne dil mein basa ke toh dekho,
Zamaane ne diye hai yun to lakho zakham,
Kabhi un zakhmoh par malham laga ke toh dekho,
Tumhe milenga yun toh Saahil bahut,
Magar mujhe Kinara bana ke toh dekho…
Dhadakte dil ko sahara mil jayega,
Kabhi mujhe gale se laga ke toh dekho…
Ishq ek Aisa nasha hai jo bhoola de is Jahaan ko,
Is mein zara doob ke toh dekho…
Kabhi Mujhe apna bana ke toh dekho,
Kabhi tum bhi mujhse Dil laga ke toh dekho,

Emotional Shaiyari Email : Touching one.... Must read

jis dil me basa tha pyar tera
us dil ko khabhi ka tod diya
badnaam na ho ye naam tera
tera naam hi lena chod diya

jab yaad khabhi tum aaoge
sochenge tumhe chaha hi nahi
rahon me khabhi mil jayogo
samjhege tumhe dekha hi nahi
jo der pe tumahe jaati bhi
un rahon ko hamne mod diya

hum pyar me the nadan bahut
khuch karna tha khuch kar bethe
vo fool tha kisi or ke jude ka
hum jisme daman bher bethe
hum khud apni baharon ka
virano se rista jod diya

hum kon kisi ke hote hai
koi hamko yaad karega kyon
koi do aanshu bhi apne
hum pe barbaad karega kyon
us maajhi ko bhi gila hamse
majhdhar me jisne chod diya

Emotional Forwarded Email : Shayri/ Ghazal... Veri nice ....

USNE MUJHE AISA BANA DIYA
Hum to SHAYAR na they kabhi.....
SHAYARI to unki YAADON ne sikha di hume !!

Hum to ASHIQ na they kabhi.....
ASHIQUI to unki BAATON ne sikha di hume !!

Hum to DEEWANE na they kabhi...
DEEWANGI to unke PYAR ne sikha di hume !!

Hum to ROTE na they kabhi....
RONA to unki TANHAIYO ne sikha diya hume !!

SHABDO KO PYAR BHARE ALFAZO mein bolne wale to hum na they....
IS TARAH bolna unki MOHABBAT ne sikha diya hume !!

APNE PYAR KA ISHAAR karne wale to hum na they....
lekin unke IKRAAR ne ISHAAR karna bhi sikha diya hume !!

Forwaded email : Nice Shaiyari/Gazal Series 1, Very emotional .. Just read..

khamoshi se kari gai is muhobbat ko samjha to hota,
jo ham keh na paye aur aap sun na paya us zuban ko samjha to hota.........
aapki zindagi meinkhushiyon ke diye jala dete,
hame aapni zindagi ki roshni to banaya hota....

mit jate har dadrd aapke
le jaate aapko ik nai duniya ke safar par,
hume jo aapne apni duniya mein shaamil jo kiya hota.

aaansun bankar aapke hoton ko chute
hame apni aankho ka nur jo banaya hota...

aapke dil ke dhadkan ban jate ham,
hame apne dil ke ghar mein panaah jo dee hoti.

jaan agar mangi hoti apne to shayad ham inkaar kar dete
ye zindagi jo nahi rehti to aapke saath kuch pal ham jeete bhi to kaise?

apne shabd baten hote jo aapne to shayad ek kahaani ban gai hoti
jo kehte aap par hoti hamri zubaani....................

kaash aisa hota to shayad poori hoti hamari zindagaani....................................................

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Mirror Site : Bihar HRD Education: Result : Bihar Elementary Teachers Evaluation - 2009

HRD Bihar education : Result : Bihar Elementary Teacher Evaluation - 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Forwarded Email : Jai Shree Hanuman Chalisa : With English subtitle and explaination

Jai Shree Hanuman Chalisa

Shree Guru Charan Saroj Raj, Nij Man Mukar Sudhari,
Barnau Raghuvar Bimal Jasu, Jo dayaku Phal Chari

With the dust of Guru's Lotus feet, I clean the mirror of my mind and then narrate the sacred glory of Sri Ram Chandra, The Supereme among the Raghu dynasty. The giver of the four attainments of life.

Budhi heen Tanu Janike, Sumirow, Pavan Kumar,
Bal Buddhi Vidya Dehu Mohi, Harahu Kalesh Bikaar

Knowing myself to be ignorent, I urge you, O Hanuman, The son of Pavan! O Lord! kindly Bestow on me strength, wisdom and knowledge, removing all my miseries and blemishes.

Jai Hanuman Gyan Guna Sagar
Jai Kipis Tihun Lok Ujgaar

Victory of Thee, O Hanuman, Ocean of wisdom and virtue, victory to the Lord of monkeys who is well known in all the three worlds

Ramdoot Atulit Bal Dhamaa,
Anjani Putra Pavansut naamaa.

You, the Divine messager of Ram and repository of immeasurable strength, are also known as Anjaniputra and known as the son of the wind - Pavanputra.

Mahebeer Bikram Bajrangi,
Kumati Nivaar Sumati Ke Sangi.

Oh Hanumanji! You are valiant and brave, with a body like lightening. You are the dispeller of darkness of evil thoughts and companion of good sense and wisdom.

Kanchan Baran Biraaj Subesaa,
Kanan kundal kunchit kesa.

Shri Hanumanji's physique is golden coloured. His dress is pretty, wearing 'Kundals' ear-rings and his hairs are long and curly.

Hath Bajra Aur Dhvaja Birjai,
Kandhe Moonj Janeu saage.

Shri Hanumanji is holding in one hand a lighting bolt and in the other a banner with sacred thread across his shoulder.

Shankar Suvna Kesari Nandan,
Tej Pratap Maha Jag Vandan.

Oh Hanumanji! You are the emanation of 'SHIVA' and you delight Shri Keshri. Being ever effulgent, you and hold vast sway over the universe. The entire world proptiates. You are adorable of all.

Vidyavaan Guni Ati Chatur,
Ram Kaj Karibe Ko Atur

Oh! Shri Hanumanji! You are the repository learning, virtuous, very wise and highly keen to do the work of Shri Ram,

Prabhu Charittra Sunibe Ko Rasiya,
Ram Lakhan Sita man basyia.

You are intensely greedy for listening to the naration of Lord Ram's lif estory and revel on its enjoyment. You ever dwell in the hearts of Shri Ram-Sita and Shri Lakshman.

Sukshma roop Dhari Siyahi Dikhwana,
Bikat roop Dhari Lank Jarawa

You appeared beofre Sita in a diminutive form and spoke to her, while you assumed an awesome form and struck terror by setting Lanka on fire.

Bhim roop Dhari Asur Sanhare,
Ramchandra Ke kaaj Savare.

He, with his terrible form, killed demons in Lanka and performed all acts of Shri Ram.

Laye Sajivan Lakhan Jiyaye,
Shri Raghubir harashi ur laye.

When Hanumanji made Lakshman alive after bringing 'Sanjivni herb' Shri Ram took him in his deep embrace, his heart full of joy.

Raghupati Kinhi Bahut Badaai,
Tum Mama Priya Bharat Sam Bahi.

Shri Ram lustily extolled Hanumanji's excellence and remarked, "you are as dear to me as my own brother Bharat"

Sahastra Badan Tumharo Jas Gaave,
Asa kahi Shripati Kanth Laagave.

Shri Ram embraced Hanumanji saying:
"Let the thousand - tongued sheshnaag sing your glories"

Sankadik Brahmadi Muneesa,
Narad Sarad Sahit Aheesa

Sanak and the sages, saints. Lord Brahma, the great hermits Narad and Goddess Saraswati along with Sheshnag the cosmic serpent, fail to sing the glories of Hanumanji exactly .

Jam Kuber Digpal Jahan Te,
Kabi Kabid Kahin Sake Kahan Te

What to talk of denizens of the earth like poets and scholars ones etc even Gods like Yamraj, Kuber, and Digpal fail to narrate Hanman's greatness in toto.

Tum Upkar Sugrivahi Keenha,
Ram Miali Rajpad Deenha

Hanumanji! You rendered a great service for Sugriva, It were you who united him with SHRI RAM and installed him on the Royal Throne.

Tumharo Mantro Bibhishan Maana,
Lankeshwar Bhaye Sab Jag Jaana.

By heeding your advice. Vibhushan became Lord of Lanka, which is known all over the universe.

Juug Sahastra Jojan Par Bhaanu,
Leelyo Taahi Madhur Phal Jaanu

Hanumanji gulped, the SUN at distance of sixteen thousand miles considering it to be a sweet fruit.

Prabhu Mudrika Meli Mukha Maaheen,
Jaladhi Langhi Gaye Acharaj Naheen.

Carrying the Lord's ring in his mouth, he went across the ocean. There is no
wonder in that.

Durgam Kaaj Jagat Ke Jeete,
Sugam Anugrah Tumhre Te Te.

Oh Hanumanji! all the difficult tasks in the world are rendered easiest by your grace.

Ram Duware Tum Rakhavare,
Hot Na Aagya Bin Paisare.

Oh Hanumanji! You are the sentinel at the door of Ram's mercy mansion or His divine abode. No one may enter without your permission.

Sab Sukh Lahen Tumhari Sarna,
Tum Rakshak Kaahu Ko Darnaa.

By your grace one can enjoy all happiness and one need not have any fear under your protection.

Aapan Tej Samharo Aapei,
Tanau Lok Hank Te Kanpei

When you roar all the three worlds tremble and only you can control your might.

Bhoot Pisaach Nikat Nahi Avei,
Mahabir Jab Naam Sunavei.

Great Brave on. Hanumanji's name keeps all the Ghosts, Demons & evils spirits away from his devotees.

Nasei Rog Hare Sab Peera,
Japat Niranter Hanumant Beera

On r eciting Hanumanji's holy name regularly all the maladies perish the entire pain disappears.

Sankat Te Hanuman Chhudavei,
Man Kram Bachan Dhyan Jo Lavei.

Those who rembember Hanumanji in thought, word and deed are well guarded against their odds in life.

Sub Par Ram Tapasvee Raaja,
Tinke Kaaj Sakal Tum Saaja

Oh Hanumanji! You are the caretaker of even Lord Rama, who has been hailed as the Supreme Lord and the Monarch of all those devoted in penances.

Aur Manorath Jo Koi Lave,
Soi Amit Jivan Phal Pave.

Oh Hanumanji! You fulfill the desires of those who come to you and bestow the eternal nectar the highest fruit of life.

Charo Juung Partap Tumhara,
Hai Parsiddha Jagat Ujiyara.

Oh Hanumanji! You magnificent glory is acclaimed far and wide all through the four ages and your fame is radianlty noted all over the cosmos.

Sadho Sant Ke Tum Rakhvare,
Asur Nikandan Ram Dulare.

Oh Hanumanji! You are the saviour and the guardian angel of saints and sages and destroy all the Demons, you are the seraphic darling of Shri Ram.

Ashta Siddhi Nau Nidhi Ke Data,
Asa Bar Din Janki Mata.

Hanumanji has been blessed with mother Janki to grant to any one any YOGIC power of eight Sidhis and Nava Nidhis as per choice.

Ram Rasay an Tumhare Pasa,
Sadaa Raho Raghupati Ke Dasa.

Oh Hanumanji! You hold the essence of devotion to RAM, always remaining His Servant.

Tumhare Bhajan Ramko Pavei.
Janam Janam Ke Dukh Bisravei.

Oh Hanumanji! through devotion to you, one comes to RAM and becames free from suffering of several lives.

Anta Kaal Raghubar Pur Jai,
Jahan Janma Hari Bhakta Kahai.

After death he enters the eternal abode of Sri Ram and remains a devotee of him, whenever, taking new birth on earth.

Aur Devata Chitt Na Dharai,
Hanumant Sei Sarva Sukh Karai

You need not hold any other demigod in mind. Han umanji alone will give all happiness.

Sankat Kate Mitey Sab Peera,
Jo Sumirei Hanumant Balbeera

Oh Powerful Hanumanji! You end the sufferings and remove all the pain from those who remember you.

Jai Jai Jai Hanuman Gosai
Kripa Karahu Gurudev Ki Naiee

Hail-Hail-Hail-Lord Hanumanji! I beseech you Honour to bless me in the capacity of my supreme 'GURU' (teacher).

Jo Sat Baar Paath Kar Koi,
Chhutahi Bandi Maha Sukh Hoi.

One who recites this Hanuman Chalisa one hundred times daily for one hundred days becames free from the bondage of life and death and ejoys the highest bliss at last.

Jo Yah Padhe Hanuman Chalisa,
Hoy Siddhi Sakhi Gaurisa

As Lord Shankar witnesses, all those who recite Hanuman Chalisa regularly are sure to be benedicted

Tulsidas Sada Hari Chera,
Keeje Nath Hriday Mah Dera.

Tulsidas always the servant of Lord prays. "Oh my Lord! You enshrine within my heart.!

Chopai

Pavan Tanay Sankat Haran , Mangal Murti Roop.
Ram Lakhan Sita Sahit, Hriday Basahu Sur Bhoop.

O Shri Hanuman, The Son of Pavan, Saviour The Embodiment of blessings, reside in my heart together with Shri Ram, Laxman and Sita