Showing posts with label Funny cartoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny cartoon. Show all posts

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Funny Joke: FINGER EXERCISES TO AVOID DEPRESSION


 
  FINGER EXERCISES TO AVOID DEPRESSION
Highly Recommended Exercise.....
  


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CURES ALL TYPES OF DEPRESSIONS


 

Who's scared of the Vet ?


This was taken in a Vet's office where the pup was not so happy being there so his "Daddy" stepped in and made everything okay............Love this picture.

 

 

Monday, November 26, 2018

My new boyfriends


MY NEW BOYFRIENDS !!!

 
 
I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!
Gosh, I've become popular!


As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.

 
Then I go to see John.



Then Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.



After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Earl Grey.

What a life!

Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer;
or whatever his name is. I forget !

And I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Captain Morgan  or  JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.

Now remember:


Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings!!!

Monday, July 23, 2012

S w e e t C h i n g l i s h

 
China is the place to be for English teachers!!!


WELCOME FOR COMING!?




The Key to Existence is pushing
!



Duh.?


I wont......
Promise....

But where r u?



CHILDREN MADE IN CHINA !



Have a careful suicide....


I'm NOT going to pay to trim the foot
.




Still din't understand?....Neither did I.......(May be accident prone area).
 


 


Data Breaker?!?!?!


Bottled water in a can
?



I m going down pressing my head up......

Kamaal hai chinese log......


Looks like one.....


 

Okay......


Sorry i can't treasure the used one.....
Really can't.!!!



Isko koi suli pe chadha do yaar..

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R THEY UR RELATIVES????

NICE TO MEET THEM......




Thanx for the Suggestion.!!!




 



Yes I WILL...!!! (Specially CHINESE...)





Died on the table? Thanks 4 ur Corporation .!!!
  



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