My new boyfriends

MY NEW BOYFRIENDS !!!    I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day! Gosh, I've become popular! As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.   Then I go to see John. Then Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Earl Grey. What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer; or whatever his name is. I forget ! And I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Captain Morgan  or  JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company. Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings!!!