Thursday, October 31, 2013

prishi pari ke funny jokes




Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Wah.... wah..
Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Mai barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jae meri


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Safar lamba he Dost banate rahiye
Dil mile n mile hath badhete rahiye
Taj n banaye costly padega
Har tarf Mumtaj banate rahiye


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Arz kiya h...................................!i! ♥
koi ladki hme thukra de to Gum nhi,
Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,
Are us ladki ki maa ki......

kismat footi jiske damad hm nhi;


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Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gy...


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:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Food for thought

 



A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ...
"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
 




   

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

prishi pari ke funny jokes




Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes


Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati

1) Tum na bohat woh ho
(pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai? banda soch main per jaata hai)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.
(to phir kyaumeed thi)
3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
(to phr main pehle kesa tha?)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lag rahi hun.
(sach Bol kar pitna thori hay)
5) Im very selfish na.
(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein)


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Breaking news: Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law)
performance of boys in the exam decreases
when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!


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Classic Insult
A Girl Singing in Bus.
Boy: Why can’t you sing in radio?
GirL: am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so


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A Winning Horse doesn’t know what is wining,
He only runs in pain given by his rider,
So whenever ur in pain,

think that God wants u to win.

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BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY,
BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART,
HEART is the music,

PLAY it but never play wit it.

TUMBLING TOWERS




TUMBLING TOWERS
DINESH VORA

[1]
Church Suurrhusen
Germany




[2]
Big Ben of London
UK



[3]
The two towers of Bologna
Italy



[4]
The tower of the church Frankenhausen
Germany



[5]
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Italy




[6]
Tower Nevyansk
Russia



[7]
Tiger Hill Pagoda
China



[8]
The Burana Tower
Italy




[9]
The Church Oude Kerk
Netherlands




[10]
The Tower of Bedum
Netherlands

Monday, October 28, 2013

EcoFriendly Computer Mouse (contributed by Deepak Punjabi )




  • AlestRukov computer mice are eco-friendly alternative to harmful plastic gadgets polluting our world. The idea behind the product is to get the maximum out of natural materials and extend lifetime warranty. AlestRukov computer mice have warranty coverage of over 5 years and can be upgraded to extend the service.


  • Our primary intention was to create the best ecologically sustainable design. AlestRukov mouse body is safe for the environment in manufacture, use, and utilization.Valuable types of wood cultivated only for industrial use are used in the mouse body manufacture. Natural linseed oil and carnauba wax are applied as a finishing protective coat.


  • Internal circuit board  with electronic components is of a minimum possible size and is covered mask.


  • Not only is the design unique but the electronic filling as well. AlestRukov mice control sound volume of any computer (РС, МАС) without additional buttons and installation of drivers or software.


  • Custom-built cord exclusively designed for AlestRukov has a unique ratio of flexibility and elasticity. This makes it exceptionally convenient for use. AlestRukov superflex cord has a wide range of motion on any office table and doesn't stand in the way.


  • The development of manufacturing techniques took 4 years. As a result, we are able to manufacture high-tech mice with exclusive design, as if handcrafted by cabinet-maker.