Sunday, August 11, 2019

Unke Aaneka Intezaar Aaj bhi hai | Love Shayari | Romantic Whatsapp Shayari



" Tarasti Nigahoko Unke Didarka
           Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai,
     Tadapti Muhobbatko Apne Paak Ishqka

           Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai....................!
    Aab Kaise Bayaa kare Ham Apni
             Tadapti "Bekarari" ko,
        Kaabrme Dafan Honeko Ham hai, Aur,
             Khulee iss Aankhoko Unke Vapis
                      Aaneka "Intezaar" Aaj Bhi Hai................!!
                      

Funny jokes and quotes | Must Read | Hindi | Friendship


Banta thought LOL meant.??
Lots of Love.!!
So.,
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
You are the only girl in my life..LOL

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A CHAND TU CHAMAK YA NA CHAMAK 
MUJHE KOI GAM NAHI,
EK CHAND AISA BHI HAI JISKI 
CHAMAK TUJHSE KAM NAH

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Heart is like Crystal,
Preserve it,
Love is like perfume,
Spread it
Feelings are like flood,
Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,
Share it

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1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his 
icici bank account. Why?
Becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur dreams come true"
Think different.

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Lalu-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho.
Rabri- Na ji, hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye.
eee sasura America wale roz 
chand par utarte rahte hai

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Bikhar: kuch khane ko dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: roti dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: tamatar hi dedo baba
admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe 
hai kamake khao.


Funny Hindi Joke | Total | Santa Banta Singh



Teacher To Santa:- Your Son Is A FOOL......See Report Card.........
Eng......2
Maths...5
Science...7
Social Science.......8
Hindi....3
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Total..25
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Santa:- "Total" Me To Kamal Kia Hai Ji!! Is Subject Ki To Tuition Bhi Nahi Lagai Thi.....

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