MURPHY'S ADDITIONAL LAWS : Jut too good :)

Additional Untold Laws
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Aka MURPHY'S ADDITIONAL LAWS

1) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2) To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

3) My road to success is always under construction.

4) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

5) It's funny but In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

6) All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

7) Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

8) Everyone has a scheme of getting rich? Which never works until you cheat.

9) If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

10) He who has the gold, makes the golden rules and those who don't have gold follow them.

11) Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

12) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

13) If you have paper, you don't have a pen! If you have a pen, you don't have paper! if you have both, no one calls.

14) You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

15) The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

16) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always flow towards the non-smoker.

Bryan Adams India Tour Details

Want to meet Brayan Adams... here is an opportunity... rush gUys and gAls..

Bryan Adams India Tour Details:


Feb. 12, 2011 – Mumbai, @ Bandra Kurla Complex. Gates open at 5 pm
Feb. 13, 2011 – Bangalore, @ Palace Grounds. Gates open at 5 pm
Feb. 15, 2011 – New Delhi, @ N.S.I.C. Stadium, Okhla. Gates open at 5 pm
Feb. 16, 2011 – Hyderabad, @ HITEX Exhibition Center, HITECH City. Gates open at 5 pm

http://www.bryanadams.com/index.php?nav_name=showstours&target=showstours,travelmap

Today's Joke: Because laughter is the best medicine

Today's Joke: Because laughter is the best medicine
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1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many.

4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!

5) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!

7) Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

8) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us.

PJ (Pakau Jokes) : Read at your own risk | Set 1

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi......... 


sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????


rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahu-mat do 


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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???


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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)


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BRUCE LEE was a great man


But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...


why?


Because he became


MAMU LEE!


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santa and banta r discussing-- -------


santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"


Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

Use Right Words..At...Right time..!! Really awesome joke

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the
house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery
shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened
last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

Moral :
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS”

Heights of Shock : Funny forwarded Email

Movie Name:- SHOCK...











Director:- Who else??? RAMGOPAL VERMA :P :P











A thrilling suspense story !!!

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Mom, Dad and Son (Hero)......

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The Boy saw a girl and falls in love with her


Luckily she comes to stay opp his house !!!


He proposes her


Love goes smoothly



One day Dad saw his son with that girl



Son is shocked !!!

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Interval.....

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Dad askd "Who is that girl ?


Son : I love her Dad and I want to marry her



Dad is shocked !!!

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Climax

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Dad : Its impossible. You cannot marry her !!!



Dad :"Because she is your sister"



Son is shocked !!!

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And now, a twist in the story !!!

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Mom "Dont worry son, I will arrange your marriage....You are not his son !



Dad gets Shocked !! 

:D:D:D

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THE End