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Teacher To Santa:- Your Son Is A FOOL......See Report Card.........
Eng......2
Maths...5
Science...7
Social Science.......8
Hindi....3
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Total..25
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Santa:- "Total" Me To Kamal Kia Hai Ji!! Is Subject Ki To Tuition Bhi Nahi Lagai Thi.....

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Likhu kuch aaj, ye waqt ka takaza hai,
dil me dard abhi taaza hai,
gir padte hai aansu mere kagaz par,
lagta hai kalam me syahi kam aur teri yad jyada hai

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Waqt mila tab yad karte ho,
mud hua tab bat karte ho,
1 zamana tha jab 1 pal bhi reh
nahi sakte the hamare bagair,
ab to 1 zamane ke bad yad karte ho..

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Badal garja par barsat nai aayi,
dil dhadka magar aawaz nai aayi,
bina hichki ke guzar gaya aaj din kya
palbhar bhi hamari yaad nai aayi.

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Zindgi... Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai,
Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai,
khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi.

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Apko har safar ka kinara milega,
chamakta hua har sitara milega,
aayegi chehre pe pyari si rounak,
message jab bhi hamara milega.

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Hum ek baar jite hai, Ek baar marte hai,
Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,
Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to.…
Exam kyu baar baar dete hai…
Best of Luck

prishi pari ke funny jokes

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

American: do you know swimming?
Indian: no
American: dog is better than you, it swims
Indian: do you know swimming?
American: yes
Indian: then what's the difference between you and dog.

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wife:- Aji agar me goum ho gayi
to tum kya karoge?
Husband:- Its a time 2 disco,
kon dhundega tujko,
kabhi na mile tu mujko,
its a time 2 disco.

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Q: What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar and women.
A: Koi samjha nahin
koi jana nahin

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Dear Frnd
I m Collecting
Gandhijis Photos

I need ur Contribution 2 my Collection
tho ghar me jitne b 10/50/100/500 /1000 k
notes ho,bhej dena

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Mummy- Beta kyo Ro rahe ho?
Beta- Papa ne muje kiss nhi ki.
Mumy- Beta, aapne papa ko table nhi sunaya hoga.
Beta- mummy, kaam wali ko koun se tables ate hain?

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Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.
Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!
Gudnite!

prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !

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Human fall in love,
that is normal.
cows eat grass,
that is ok.
but when monkey
press mobile keyboard
amazing!!!
R u still pressing?

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I Have Saved My Girl Friend
Number As "LOW BATTERY"
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around
My Mom Plugs My Phone To The Charger

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If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.
Add wife, have life

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Never laugh at your wife's choices
You are one of them

Never be proud of your choices
Your wife is one of them

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A child phone to his Math teacher.

Teacher's wife: How many times I told you,
your teacher is no more,
then why you phone daily???

Child: It sounds cool

JOKE

 

Girls r like internet viruses: They enter your life, Scan your pockets, Transfer your money, Edit your mind, Download their problems and Delete your smile So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

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FLY IN THE BEER

 

An insect falls into a mug of beer...

Reactions:

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out


American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer


Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets two new mugs of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS

Pakistani:
-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

prishi pari ke funny jokes

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,
Uski gali se nikla,
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Wo khidki pe aai aur boli,
ye saala bhi tapak gaya

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O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re

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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade zor se,
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade sor se,
Ab hum pyar kare ge bade jor ke sath,
Kyu ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath

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Bahu ka pehla aur dusra affaire sun kar,
Sasur na bahu ko mara,
Tisra aur chotha sun kar pati ne mara,
Saas kuch bhi nahi boli…..kyu?
Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

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Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota!

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Tu chand mange me chand de du,
Tu raat mange me raat de du,
Tu dil mange me dil de du,
Tu jaan mange………
Bas kar kya departmental store
samajh rakha hai kya?

prishi pari ke funny sms

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS


UNKE BADHTE HUYE BHAAV SE
HAME HAIRANI NAHI HAI..

IS DESH MEN MAHGAAYI KI
RAFTAR NE HAD TOD DI HAI.

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Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Hahaha
Saare Pagal Aage Picche

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THANDI ka Zamana hai,SMS karke aapko
Satana hai,Mousam bhi Diwana hai,
2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do,kya balance bacha k
"Naya SWETAR" Lana hai.

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Jungal me sapera been liye baitha tha gaur Famaye
Jungal me Sapera been liye baitha tha
Wh-Wh
saap bhi kamina tha Kan me
earphone Lagaye baitha tha

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Aap humare dil mai baste hai
aap humare dil mai baste hai
.
.
.
thik hai dil mai baste ho lekin saans
wali nali mai kyo faste ho

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Hum Haste h Aapko Hsane k liye
Hum Jeete h Aapki Ek Jhalak pane k liye
Aap 1baar Rooth kar to Dekhna
Hum "KURKURE"
Dilayenge Aapko
mnane k liye

prishi pari ke funny sms

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS


Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nhi Hota
Khwabo Me Koi OR Nhi Hota
Library Me Koi Shor Nhi Hota
OR Hm Se Jo Kre Dosti Wo
Life Me Kbi Bor Nhi Hota

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Hamari yaad na aaye aisa hone nhi denge.
Dost aap k jaisa khone nhi denge.
Sharafat se contact me rehna,
warna kaan k niche 2 marenge or
rone bhi nhi denge !

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Aa gaya h Fark uski Nazar mein
Yaqeenan,
Ab Wo Mujhe "Andaaz" se Nahi
"Andaaze" se Pehchanta h

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Taj ke patto Taj Mahal nahi banta,
Nadio ko rokne se samundar nahi banta.
Ladte raho Jindagi se har pal yaro,
Ek jit se koi Sultan Mirza nahi banta

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Jab koi itna khas ban jaye
Uske bare me sochna ehsas ban jaye
To mang lena khuda se use zindagi bhar k lie
Is se pehle ki uski maa kisi aur ki saas ban jaye.

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Har mod pe dekha to kuch nazar na aya,
dil ki galiyo me dhunda to sunsan paya
Chalte-2 socha to yaad aya k aaj
aap ka koi msg nahi aaya.

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