Sunday, August 11, 2019

Unke Aaneka Intezaar Aaj bhi hai | Love Shayari | Romantic Whatsapp Shayari



" Tarasti Nigahoko Unke Didarka
           Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai,
     Tadapti Muhobbatko Apne Paak Ishqka

           Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai....................!
    Aab Kaise Bayaa kare Ham Apni
             Tadapti "Bekarari" ko,
        Kaabrme Dafan Honeko Ham hai, Aur,
             Khulee iss Aankhoko Unke Vapis
                      Aaneka "Intezaar" Aaj Bhi Hai................!!
                      

Funny jokes and quotes | Must Read | Hindi | Friendship


Banta thought LOL meant.??
Lots of Love.!!
So.,
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
You are the only girl in my life..LOL

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A CHAND TU CHAMAK YA NA CHAMAK 
MUJHE KOI GAM NAHI,
EK CHAND AISA BHI HAI JISKI 
CHAMAK TUJHSE KAM NAH

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Heart is like Crystal,
Preserve it,
Love is like perfume,
Spread it
Feelings are like flood,
Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,
Share it

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1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his 
icici bank account. Why?
Becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur dreams come true"
Think different.

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Lalu-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho.
Rabri- Na ji, hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye.
eee sasura America wale roz 
chand par utarte rahte hai

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Bikhar: kuch khane ko dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: roti dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: tamatar hi dedo baba
admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe 
hai kamake khao.


Funny Hindi Joke | Total | Santa Banta Singh



Teacher To Santa:- Your Son Is A FOOL......See Report Card.........
Eng......2
Maths...5
Science...7
Social Science.......8
Hindi....3
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Total..25
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Santa:- "Total" Me To Kamal Kia Hai Ji!! Is Subject Ki To Tuition Bhi Nahi Lagai Thi.....

Humor: European Plastic Shopping bags | Funny Shopping Bags

Meet Mona Lisa, the Zonkey (Zebra-Donkey) who has become a family pet




'She gets bratty if we don't show her affection': Meet Mona Lisa, the zonkey who has become a family pet


    As far as rare breeds go, a zonkey is right up there with the most uncommon.
    But one that's also a beloved family pet is almost unheard of.
    Enter Mona Lisa, the zebra-donkey cross who has been brought up by her doting owner, Mara Baygulova, an internationally renowned opera singer and cellist from Glendale, California.
    Devoted: Mara Baygulova hugs her pet zonkey, who she has brought up since rescuing her from a ranch 13 years ago
    Devoted: Mara Baygulova hugs her pet zonkey, who she has brought up since rescuing her from a ranch 13 years ago
    Mara took Mona Lisa in after rescuing her from a lonely and abused life on a ranch run by a horse trainer who had no idea she was so special.
    Zonkeys - also known as Donkra or Zebroid - are extremely rare as zebras and donkeys rarely mate.

      Researchers say that most Zonkeys live in zoos and most of them, outside South Africa, were created through artificial insemination.
      Mona Lisa has the shape and the distinctive donkey ears - but has black and white ears, stripes on her legs and sports a striped, spiky zebra mane and tail.
      One for the family album: Mona Lisa bears an uncanny resemblance to Donkey from Shrek in this portrait picture
      One for the family album: Mona Lisa bears an uncanny resemblance to Donkey from Shrek in this portrait picture
      Mara said: 'Mona Lisa is very smart just like a Zebra. In personality, she is 90 per cent zebra. She loves to run and gallop with horses. She's very competitive.'
      She added: 'Her intelligence is that of a five year-old child. She retains information - she can see something done just once and then do it herself.
      'For example, when we first got her she watched me unlock the gate on the corral. A few minutes later she did it on her own, using her lips like fingers.
      'She also loves affection and is generous in giving affection, but she can get bratty if she doesn't get it!'
      Double take: Mona Lisa has the distinctive donkey ears, but sports black-and-white stripes on her legs and a spiky zebra mane and tail
      Double take: Mona Lisa has the distinctive donkey ears, but sports black-and-white stripes on her legs and a spiky zebra mane and tail
      Mara brought the zonkey home for her son's fifth birthday, who had grown up on the stories of her Mother's childhood pet, a donkey also named Mona Lisa.

      Thursday, August 8, 2019

      Paper Scissor & Hard Work | Amazing aticles






      Paper Scissor Hard Work     
      Paper Lace Hina Aoyama
      The work of the artist looks airy and light, as a weak breeze in the first ray of sun. For the work she does not need anything other than the usual paper and scissors. It's just an incredible example of jewelry and art.

      Hina Aoyama (Hina Aoyama) was born in the Japanese city of Yokohama, but now lives and works in Paris. Fragile works of art in the form of delicate butterflies or flowery lace letters affect its accuracy.

      According to the artist herself, the creation of one job can take several hours to a whole week of hard work. Hina tries to mix different techniques to emphasize your own style in the genre of paper art. And it looks like she has it already is.

      Small scissors, paper, talent and hard hard work - these are the main tools Hina Aoyama. The artist and designer from Japan, living in France, and this is where it creates its own extraordinary, delicate, very delicate work. Hina cut from paper drawings, texts and glues them to the fabric, or glass. It would seem that even a child can cope with scissors, but to create such works of art by virtue of an adult is not for everyone. Every detail, every curve is evident, one wrong move and everything you need to redo the work.

      Funny quotes and shayari | must read




      Likhu kuch aaj, ye waqt ka takaza hai,
      dil me dard abhi taaza hai,
      gir padte hai aansu mere kagaz par,
      lagta hai kalam me syahi kam aur teri yad jyada hai

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      Waqt mila tab yad karte ho,
      mud hua tab bat karte ho,
      1 zamana tha jab 1 pal bhi reh
      nahi sakte the hamare bagair,
      ab to 1 zamane ke bad yad karte ho..
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      Badal garja par barsat nai aayi,
      dil dhadka magar aawaz nai aayi,
      bina hichki ke guzar gaya aaj din kya

      palbhar bhi hamari yaad nai aayi.

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      Zindgi... Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai,
      Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai,
      khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi.

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      Apko har safar ka kinara milega,
      chamakta hua har sitara milega,
      aayegi chehre pe pyari si rounak,
      message jab bhi hamara milega.


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      Hum ek baar jite hai, Ek baar marte hai,
      Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,
      Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to.…
      Exam kyu baar baar dete hai…
      Best of Luck

      Wednesday, August 7, 2019

      Funny.Definitions | too hilarious | must read


      Wonderfully described definitions.......  

      CIGARETTE:

      A pinch of tobacco
      rolled in paper
      with fire at one end
      and a fool at the other!






      MARRIAGE:

      It's an agreement
      wherein
      a man loses his bachelor degree
      and a woman gains her master






      LECTURE:

      An art of transmitting Information
      from the notes of the lecturer
      to the notes of students
      without passing through the minds
      of either




      CONFERENCE:

      The confusion of one man
      multiplied by the
      number present





      COMPROMISE:

      The art of dividing
      a cake in such a way that
      everybody believes
      he got the biggest piece




      TEARS:

      The hydraulic force by which
      masculine will power is
      defeated by feminine water-power!





      DICTIONARY:

      A place where divorce comes
      before marriage




      CONFERENCE ROOM:

      A place where everybody talks,
      nobody listens
      and everybody disagrees later on




      ECSTASY:

      A feeling when you feel
      you are going to feel
      a feeling
      you have never felt before




      CLASSIC:

      A book
      which people praise,
      but never read





      SMILE:

      A curve
      that can set
      a lot of things straight!





      OFFICE:

      A place
      where you can relax
      after your strenuous
      home life




      YAWN:

      The only time
      when some married men
      ever get to open
      their mouth




      ETC:

      A sign
      to make others believe
      that you know
      more than
      you actually do




      COMMITTEE:

      Individuals
      who can do
      nothing individually
      and sit to decide
      that nothing can be done
      together





      EXPERIENCE:

      The name
      men give
      to their
      Mistakes




      ATOM BOMB:

      An invention
      to bring an end
      to all
      inventions




      PHILOSOPHER:

      A fool
      who torments himself
      during life,
      to be spoken of
      when dead



      DIPLOMAT:

      A person
      who tells you
      to go to hell
      in such a way
      that you actually look forward
      to the trip





      OPPORTUNIST:

      A person
      who starts taking bath
      if he
      accidentally falls
      into a river




      OPTIMIST:

      A person
      who while falling
      from EIFFEL TOWER
      says in midway
      "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"




      PESSIMIST:

      A person
      who says that
      O is the last letter
      in ZERO,
      Instead of the first letter
      in OPPORTUNITY





      MISER:

      A person
      who lives poor
      so that
      he can die RICH!





      FATHER:

      A banker
      provided by
      nature



      CRIMINAL:

      A guy
      no different
      from the other,
      unless he gets caught




      BOSS:

      Someone
      who is early
      when you are late
      and late
      when you are early




      POLITICIAN:

      One who
      shakes your hand
      before elections
      and your Confidence
      Later




      DOCTOR:

      A person
      who kills
      your ills
      by pills,
      and kills you
      by his bills!