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Banta thought LOL meant.??

Lots of Love.!!

So.,

He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-

You are the only girl in my life..LOL

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A CHAND TU CHAMAK YA NA CHAMAK 

MUJHE KOI GAM NAHI,

EK CHAND AISA BHI HAI JISKI 

CHAMAK TUJHSE KAM NAH

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Heart is like Crystal,

Preserve it,

Love is like perfume,

Spread it

Feelings are like flood,

Flow it

FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,

Share it

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1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him.

Next day he closed his 

icici bank account. Why?

Becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur dreams come true"

Think different.

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Lalu-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho.

Rabri- Na ji, hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye.

eee sasura America wale roz 

chand par utarte rahte hai

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Bikhar: kuch khane ko dedo baba

admi: tamatar khao

bikhari: roti dedo baba

admi: tamatar khao

bikhari: tamatar hi dedo baba

admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe 

hai kamake khao.