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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !

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Human fall in love,
that is normal.
cows eat grass,
that is ok.
but when monkey
press mobile keyboard
amazing!!!
R u still pressing?

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I Have Saved My Girl Friend
Number As "LOW BATTERY"
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around
My Mom Plugs My Phone To The Charger

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If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.
Add wife, have life

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Never laugh at your wife's choices
You are one of them

Never be proud of your choices
Your wife is one of them

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A child phone to his Math teacher.

Teacher's wife: How many times I told you,
your teacher is no more,
then why you phone daily???

Child: It sounds cool