Saturday, September 1, 2012

Advice to US economy

 


 
The federal government is sending each of you a $600 rebate.

Now, if you spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.

If you spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.

If you buy a software it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala.

If you purchase a good car it will go to Germany.

If you purchase useless crap it will end up in Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

So I reckon that the only way to keep that money in the US is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the most popular products still produced in the US.

So!!! Are you doing your part?
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