prishi pari ke funny jokes

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes


Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati

1) Tum na bohat woh ho
(pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai? banda soch main per jaata hai)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.
(to phir kyaumeed thi)
3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
(to phr main pehle kesa tha?)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lag rahi hun.
(sach Bol kar pitna thori hay)
5) Im very selfish na.
(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein)

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Feelings are important in our life
as they come from heart,
if u respond back they grow,
if u ignore they die,
if u respect they stay forever

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Breaking news: Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law)
performance of boys in the exam decreases
when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!

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Classic Insult
A Girl Singing in Bus.
Boy: Why can’t you sing in radio?
GirL: am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so

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A Winning Horse doesn’t know what is wining,
He only runs in pain given by his rider,
So whenever ur in pain,
think that God wants u to win.

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BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY,
BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART,
HEART is the music,
PLAY it but never play wit it.