Sardar Jokes : too Funny

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
U know y?
FORM say “FILL UP IN CAPITAL”
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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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19 SARDARS WENT FOR AN ADULT FILM. ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18.
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A sardar ji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”
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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie,coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
WHY?
Because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light”
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25flr:I’m unmarried!
At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20Rs back.!
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….
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What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly……
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
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Sardar’s wish :when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-I m seeing how i look while sleeping.