Funny one : A computer program for friends

/program 4 my Friends testi !!!!
#include
void main( )
{
char choice;
cout<<"do u wanna know bout my friend?";
cout<<"enter ur choice yes/no";
cin>>choice;
if(choice=="yes")
{
cout<<"abb mein apne dost ki tareef khud kya karu....well go thru all his testi's
and u will come 2 know hw good my friend is";
}
else
{
cout<<"thanx 4 visiting my friends profile";
}
cout<<"hey dud though ur friend being a ......... but has tried his level best 2
frame this testi especially 4 u.....
as a b'day gift...hope u like it !!!";
}