Saturday, July 3, 2010

Jokes reloaded : Santa Banta / Sardar Special : Funny forwarded Email


One day, a patient was taken into operation theatre. The door got closed (and the red light was on; just like in our movies). Suddenly the patient jumped out from the stretcher and started running out from the hospital.

Doctor ordered the staff to bring the guy back by saying "It's not the patient who is running out, it's our prestige..!".

Finally, the staff made the patient into the hospital, and asked him "what happened?"

The patient replied that the nurse was explaining "The appendix operation is very minor operation and there is nothing to worry. Don't get panic."

Everone surprised. They explained the patient that there is nothing wrong in whatever the nurse has said.

Then the patient revealed that the nurse was explaining this to the doctor..!!

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Banta: Agar hume koi musibat ho to kiske pass jana chahiye??

Santa: KISAN ke pass

Banta: Ku??

Santa: Kyuki KISAN ke pass '" HAL" hota hai.

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1 Ghar se hamesha Hasne ki Awaz ati thi!
Kisi ne khush rahne ka Raaz pucha.

Pati bola meri Biwi mujhe Jute se marti hai. Lag jaye to wo Hasti hai na lage to main.

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jet airways launched a scheme "wife free with husaband on business trip"..
After big success, jet sent letters to all wives asking their experince
83% wives wrote: what trip? when? where

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Banta: lets have a race who ever loses will pay 1000 to other??

Santa: but I don’t know the way…..

Banta: u come behind me …..

Santa: wow u r so good friend of mine

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