His dreams come true

 

His Dreams Come True!

  

One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman in a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches him and asks seductively, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

So she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, and after a long drag, says, "Man, oh man!...Is that ever good!"

She then seductively inquires "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?"

Trembling, he replies, "Ten Years!"

So she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, then pulls out a flask, and gives it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swing, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!"

After this she starts to slowly undue the long zipper running down the front of her wet suit, pauses and looks at him seductively,

 "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

The poor guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Damn! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!" 

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