prishi pari ke funny jokes

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Wah.... wah..
Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Mai barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jae meri

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Jab macchar kate to mat hona
pareshan wah wah.?
Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan,
Anjane m hi sahi tum kar to rahe raktdan

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Safar lamba he Dost banate rahiye
Dil mile n mile hath badhete rahiye
Taj n banaye costly padega
Har tarf Mumtaj banate rahiye

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Arz kiya h...................................!i! ♥
koi ladki hme thukra de to Gum nhi,
Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,
Are us ladki ki maa ki......

kismat footi jiske damad hm nhi;

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Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gy...

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Log ghazal likhte hain
dusron ka maal dekh kar,
Aur hum dard bhare gaane likhte
hain apna haal dekh kar.

:::|Sweet Jokes™ |::: Food for thought

 

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

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Sao Paulo - Brazil

 

SAO PAULO IS THE LARGEST CITY IN BRAZIL, THE LARGEST CITY IN THE SOUTHERN
HEMISPHERE AND AMERICAS, AND THE WORLD'S SIXTH LARGEST CITY BY POPULATION. THE NAME OF THE CITY HONORS SAINT PAUL. [ ATEEQ AHMED SIDDIQUI ]

A journey through the human body - WOW

A journey through the human body In the Netherlands: the world's first: a spectacular  experience around the human body. Her Majesty Queen Beatrix openedCORPUS on March 14th 2008. CORPUS is a  'journey through the human body' during which the visitor can see, feel and hear how the human body works and what roles healthy food, healthy life and plenty of exercise  plays. CORPUS offers a variety of information and provides education and entertainment with this journey as well as a vast number of permanent and variable exhibitions CORPUS has been realised in a 35-meter high transparent building with the contours of the human body projecting from it. The eye-catching building is situated along the A44 highway between Amsterdam and The Hague --

prishi pari ke funny jokes

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes


Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati

1) Tum na bohat woh ho
(pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai? banda soch main per jaata hai)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.
(to phir kyaumeed thi)
3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
(to phr main pehle kesa tha?)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lag rahi hun.
(sach Bol kar pitna thori hay)
5) Im very selfish na.
(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein)

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Feelings are important in our life
as they come from heart,
if u respond back they grow,
if u ignore they die,
if u respect they stay forever

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Breaking news: Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law)
performance of boys in the exam decreases
when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!

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Classic Insult
A Girl Singing in Bus.
Boy: Why can’t you sing in radio?
GirL: am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so

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A Winning Horse doesn’t know what is wining,
He only runs in pain given by his rider,
So whenever ur in pain,
think that God wants u to win.

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BEAUTY doesn’t make love but love makes BEAUTY,
BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART,
HEART is the music,
PLAY it but never play wit it.

TUMBLING TOWERS

TUMBLING TOWERS
DINESH VORA

[1]
Church Suurrhusen
Germany

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[2]
Big Ben of London
UK

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[3]
The two towers of Bologna
Italy

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[4]
The tower of the church Frankenhausen
Germany

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[5]
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Italy

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[6]
Tower Nevyansk
Russia

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[7]
Tiger Hill Pagoda

China

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[8]
The Burana Tower
Italy

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[9]
The Church Oude Kerk
Netherlands

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[10]
The Tower of Bedum
Netherlands

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