Rajnikanth at his best .. Part 5

Rajnikanth once order a plate of idli @ Mcdonald’s and got it….. 

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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs” 

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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P

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Rajni can walk  faster than light….

“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

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