Funny whatsapp jokes.. must read

Pyaar Karne Ki Apni ek Reet Hai

Pyaar Ka Dusara Naam Hi to Preet Hai ..

Isiliye Try Maaro Har Ladki Pe 

kyunki Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai .

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Na Maa ke pyaar se,

Na Daddy ke maar se,

Na doston ki fatkaar se,

Na ladki ki inkaar se....

Aur na hi chapplon ki bauchar se

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Tujh jaise aashiq sudhrenge to,

RAKHI ke hathiyaar se

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Har taraf padhi ki moh maya h.

kitabo me sukh kisne paya h.

hum to colg jate hai ladkiya dekhne k liye..

aur madam kehti hai ki bacha itni 

thand me padhne aya hai

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Factoriya jitni thi mere yaar khagaye,

meri sari jayedat mere ristedar khagaye,

marne ke bad bhi ki humse daga bazi,

banwaya mera mazar toh meenar khagaye..

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Ishq baazi wo kare, jo jaan ki baazi lga sake......

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Ishq baazi wo kare, jo jaan ki baazi lga sake

Ghar ke bartan bechke mashooq 

ko raazi kar sake....

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Nail paint lagaya jaata h nail mein...

wah wah

nail paint lagaya jaata h nai mein...

Wah wah

ACP-ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna jail mein..