Monday, December 24, 2018

Funny whatsapp quotes .. Just too good


Mere Pyar ko Bewafai ka naam de gayi
Mere dil ko yado ka paigam degayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard hai
To Idiot jate-jate

"Zandu Balm" Degayi

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Maatam pasra hai sahar me...
aur bheed bhraa hai shamshaan...
koi puche to keh denaa .......
ho raha "Bharat Nirmaan" !!

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hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar,
tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar.

maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar,
tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kata murga samaj kar

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Katrina kaif crores mein kamati hai
Wah! wah!
Katrina kaif crores me kamati hai
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fir b 30 Rupay ka Pauwaa chhada k aa Jati He

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Jali ko aag kehte hay,bujhi ko rakh kehtey hey,
cobra ko naag kehte hay,
garden ko baag kehte hay,
Aur jo apke paas nahi usey dimaag kehtey hay.

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Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti,
Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti,
Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai,
To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti

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