I told God .. Forwarded Email : Nice One

I told GOD... I told GOD: Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever...!  GOD said: But for 4 days only....! I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.  GOD said: 3 days. I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow. GOD said: No, 2 days! I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).  GOD said: No, just 1 day! I said: Yes!  GOD asked: Which day? I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends! GOD laughed, and said: All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day!

Funny Forwarded email : Man and Donkey Equation

 

Man and Donkey Equation     Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works... ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + Equation 3 Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together.

 

Forwarded Funny Email : One MORE HANSI ka RASSOGULLA

 One MORE HANSI ka RASSOGULLA…………

A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee. He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him. Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn? Canteen boy smiles... Senior Manager - what are your futures plans? Canteen boy keeps quiet... Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line? Canteen boy gives a cold stare. Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch Nahi tha..... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai.......... ., shohrat hai......... , paisa hai......... ... Izzat Hai......... ...., Tumhare paas kya hai? Scroll down to find out his answer . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas Maa hain" or those stupid Pj - "Mere Paas Raaj Maa Hai Types" Just Scroll some more........ ...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai.... Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......

Awesome Forwarded email : Performance vss Position - RESULTS MATTER

Performance v/s Position - RESULTS MATTER

Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

 

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

 

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

 

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi:

Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

 

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice:

I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.

 

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe

& enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me,
a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

 

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT;

But when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED'