Funy Joke : Too sick to work .. just too funny

Too Sick to Work

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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work." 

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I  really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." 

Mahashivratri Wishes : Whatsapp quotes

Shiv ki shakti, Shiv ki bhakti,

khushi ki bahar mile,

Shivratri k pavan avsar par apko zindgi ki 

ek nayi achchi shuruwat mile

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Bhole ka parivar aaya aapke dwar, 

Laye aapke jeewan mein khushiyon ki bocchar, 

Meri taraf se aap sabhi ko, 

Mubarak ho Mahashivratri ka tyohar. 

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Dudh me milna Bhaang ka style,

phir bhaang chadne vale ka stlye, 

Different sms bhejana mera style, 

or jor se bolna jai mahankal hum sab hinduyo ka style.

Beautiful Creatures : the colorful and amazing nature

Nobody Tells Me Anything .. too cute

Nobody Tells Me Anything

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients? I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse"

The voice on the other end said, "What are the patient's name and room number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station."

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend?"

"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything.