Saturday, January 5, 2019
Thursday, January 3, 2019
Funy Joke : Too sick to work .. just too funny
Too Sick to Work
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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Mahashivratri Wishes : Whatsapp quotes
Shiv ki shakti, Shiv ki bhakti,
khushi ki bahar mile,
Shivratri k pavan avsar par apko zindgi ki
ek nayi achchi shuruwat mile
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Bhole ka parivar aaya aapke dwar,
Laye aapke jeewan mein khushiyon ki bocchar,
Meri taraf se aap sabhi ko,
Mubarak ho Mahashivratri ka tyohar.
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Dudh me milna Bhaang ka style,
phir bhaang chadne vale ka stlye,
Different sms bhejana mera style,
or jor se bolna jai mahankal hum sab hinduyo ka style.
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