Secrets to a happy married life!

Once SANTA asked Banta, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"


Banta said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect
to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."


SANTA asked, "Can you explain?"


Banta said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my
wife decides on smaller issues.  We do not interfere in each other's
decisions."


Still not convinced, SANTA asked Banta "Give me some examples"


Banta said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount
to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner,
refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc
are decided by my wife.  I just agree to it"


SANTA asked, "Then what is your role?"


Banta said," My decisions are only for very big issues.  Like whether
America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over
Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar
should retire etc etc.   Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to
any of these".